Husband, Father, Writer of “suitably creepy” and “pretty good” stories, Bears Fan, Ducks Fan

Joined February 2013
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Path of Totality release day! My first full-length novel is out today. Horror-thriller with witchcraft, murder, and a little mystery. Courtesy of @crystallakepub Check it out! getbook.at/PathOfTotality
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We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
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Folks, put on your helmets and grab your BMX bikes, because it’s the most important holiday ever (at least for me): it’s the 40th anniversary of RAD! Starring Bill Allen, Lori Loughlin, and Bart Conner (@bartconner), and directed by the legendary stuntman-turned-director Hal Needham, this might just be my favorite movie. Seriously, I couldn’t get enough of RAD when I was a kid, and I may or may not still fantasize about dropping acting for a BMX career 😂 To celebrate, a newly remastered 4K cut is hitting theaters nationwide for two nights only, March 22 and 24. Plus, you’ll get a special sneak peek at the new documentary, “EFFORTLESS: The Eddie Fiola Story” (in which I also make an appearance!) Tickets are on sale now at the link below: hubs.la/Q0422G1D0 For the record: I am in no way affiliated, compensated, incentivized, bonused, gifted, or otherwise enriched by this. Just a genuine fan yelling into the internet. @FathomEnt @utopiamovies
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Better to have Bear Downed and lost than to never have Bear Downed at all.
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Jim Cornelison's National Anthem had Soldier Field rocking 👏 (📺 NBC)
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"Of course, I'll be coming back to Oregon for one more year." Dante Moore tells SportsCenter that he's running it back with the Ducks to chase a national championship next season 😤
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Longtime Bears fan here. Wins like this hit different when you’ve stayed loyal through every season. Thinking of my dad tonight—the one who taught me to believe and never give up on this team. I just wish he could see this one. Bear Down, always 🐻⬇️
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RT if you 🫶 Colston Loveland
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One day, I’m gonna tell my grandkids about this drive. #Bears

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For Oregon. It’s game day at the @CFBPlayoff Semifinal at the @CFAPeachBowl. #GoDucks
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If the Bears win the Super Bowl, we will feed free hot dogs to the entire parade (as many as we can give out), and the players on the team will receive free hot dogs at our store for the rest of their lives
In addition to the offer below, if the bears defense or special teams returns a Touchdown on Saturday, a hallmark of the defense, and the bears win, it’s more free hot dogs on Tuesday. Or if Dennis Allen does the Macarena 🕺
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After the debacle that was Rose Bowl 1/1/25, we are not messing around with the pre-game ritual. #GoDucks #BreakfastBurritos #Fireball
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Is there any other answer? #BearDown

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What was your favorite Bears memory of 2025?
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29 Dec 2025
Caleb plays like uncle rico says he played
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NEVER A DOUBT
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19 Dec 2025
Which FBS team school stadium is this? (1967)
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Is this real life, or is the just fantasy?! Free hot dogs again Tuesday motherfuckers!
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🚨 SHIRTLESS BEN JOHNSON 🚨 @ChicagoBears @NFLonPrime
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My wife: “I thought you were the only one who did stuff like that.” Great pics @KirkHerbstreit
‘Animal House’ with Peter 🏠🗣️
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