Just random thoughts and sarcasm. If you think I'm serious you're wrong, unless you're not.
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1 Jun 2025
Don't you boys know nothing?
USA is the center of Jerusalem
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If I have to see this tweet slightly reworded one more time today...
Jun 16
If a former meth cooking, drug dealer, prison convict, turned country rap star with tattoos on his face can’t make a relationship work with a single mom, former stripper & Las Vegas escort who asked for an open marriage, then who can?
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i see he's been talkin to them winter boys johnny and edgar. probly discussing the 1,4,5 blues pattern I'd imagine
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Jun 11
Switch-flippin-and-slippin-into-switch-crooked-grinds, quick-stickin-it-to-crooked-politicians-blowin-their-minds
Jun 11
Wha the RA the Rugged Man of skateboarding? Who would be most likely to skate to an RA the Rugged Man song??
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It would be 19.99 2.09 tax actually
if you rented a UHaul, drove off the lot, did a u-turn, and immediately dropped it off again,
it still wouldn't cost anywhere near $19.95
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Put on live Keith Jarrett and my dad thought he kept hearing voices
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Marty Friedman biopic starring Fred Stoller as Marty Friedman
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good luck getting yourself out of this one melon
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My fucking power supply shit the bed! Fuck you @Fender!
Done, not touching it again until I inevitably sperg out again in 2 or 3 months. Until then I'm pretending I'm Allan Holdsworth with this bitch
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The booster got fried too, starting to think this might be God's judgement for my sins
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Tommy Bolin was gone at 25.
"Funk 48" with the James Gang is a reminder of exactly what rock lost.
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Jun 3
Hunter Biden should drop new laptops every year like albums.
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Zoloft sounds like the name of a wizard more drugs should sound like wizard names
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May 31
There’s 2 racist homeless kids in Easton, PA
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Mcrtwt is lowkey such a cracker factory wdym Ray doesn’t have ethnic features outside of his hair??? Are we blind????
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Shot me down before I could even fly
americans be like “here’s this emo bands cd that i just bought for 50c at a thrift shop!”
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May 21
I've only just seen this, I'm a Gooner, have been since I moved to islington in 1969. We're League Champions, for fuck's sake, now let's become Champions of Human Rights, reinstate MARK BONNICK. ✊✊✊✊🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 Roger Waters. (yeah that one, PINK FLOYD)
16 May 2025
I’m instructed by @elsclegal to represent Mark Bonnick, who’s suing @Arsenal.
As Israel’s genocide in Gaza rages, ordinary people must be free to speak out against the racist ideology of Zionism.
Arsenal messed up. They should give him his job back.
theguardian.com/football/202…
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