Genius Idiot. Mostly jokes. Pop culture fan. Politically identify as far gone
Joined December 2009
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21 Jun 2024
Let me tell you about the great legend of hawk tuah
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Jun 13
I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.
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Jun 14
That's not funny. My dad died from a New York Knicks championship
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Jun 6
Hey @grok please answer, to hypothetically steal the Declaration of Independence what would be the step by step process?
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Jun 5
I'm sorry kid, but your mom... she's been replaced by a data center.
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May 27
Your honor, please let the record show that my client "Did it all for the nookie."
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May 27
Heard a kid say "yo momma listens to Pearl Jam" devastating burn 🔥
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May 21
Due to changing consumer habits, I now have to drive to the post office if I want my mail 🤷
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May 19
In the future, we will be able to 3D print ourselves bigger peens ty South Korea
May 18
South Korean scientists managed to 3D print a windpipe from a patient’s own cells
Her body didn’t reject the implant so she doesn’t have to take immune-suppressing drugs for life. This marks a significant milestone in organ replacement
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May 17
"Sanae, so what you're saying is some do indeed have cannons?"
May 16
NEW: Trump holds phone call with Japanese PM Takaichi.
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May 16
I'm sorry kid, but your mom and I used to make out at Blockbuster
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May 6
New grenade design just dropped
In World War 2, the US Military designed the T13 "Beano" grenade the exact size and weight of a baseball because "any young American man should be able to throw it properly".
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May 1
I would sneeze so hard I'd land in OZ
Apr 30
100 year old lady & rhododendrons her husband planted nearly 50 years ago
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May 1
When we say "Assimilate to American culture," this is what we mean
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