Comedian on ITV2 Stand Up Sketch Show and Comedy Central | Top Jokes Of The Fringe 2019 (Dave) 2022 (The Times) 2023 (The Guardian, The Telegraph)
Joined January 2015
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Apr 15
When you've got Ocean Beach at 7pm but asking Mr Bumble for more at 5pm
#mafsaus #mafsaustralia
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Apr 13
The breakfasts are not free. They are paid for by taxes - mostly on parents who feed their own kids. Most of these 10,000 children would have had a perfectly healthy breakfast at home without these clubs. This isn't about helping the poorest kids, it's the state taking over the basic job of parenting.
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Apr 10
“how long have you been together?”
“186.3 years”
“that’s a long time. you’ve been together for a long time”
“it’s not enough”
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Mar 13
Important new screenshot just landed
Mar 12
"The country's gone too woke."
We asked Brits in Benidorm about Churchill being taken off banknotes.
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Mar 12
a beautiful woman should never have to scan a QR code to look at a menu
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BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.
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Feb 11
Guys, every other story about Philippe Gaulier is like: "I remember when I tried a joke for the first time and he threw a book at me and called me an ugly bitch. That was his genius."
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Feb 11
RIP Philippe Gaulier. You've gotta respect a guy who built a business out of getting privately educated English people to dress up as dildos and then make them cry...
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This new Netflix true crime doc the Investigation of Lucy Letby has an AI person retelling this real person’s story of when their newborn was killed. Wtf are we even doing anymore?? Hire a REENACTMENT ACTRESS or just show a pic of the person on screen like?? This shit is so foul
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Feb 10
Is it too much to ask that I get a well done and a high five every time I eat a piece of fruit?
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If England actually win the World Cup, we need to prepare for the fact that Donald Trump will 100% be in all the pictures of them with the trophy...
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I had a breakthrough in therapy this week. He said "Richard your relationships are falling apart because you keep buying exotic pets..."
I said "Ok... let's talk about the elephant in the room"
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Neil Warnock at the Wiscombe Park Hill Climb
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My phone made me a "similar shots" slide show for me and it's just pictures of black mold I've sent to landlords over the years
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There's going to be a food truck at the fringe selling spice bags for £15 this year isn't there...
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Jan 28
Man United winning titles again will be good for the country as a whole but you aren't ready for that conversation...
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Jan 26
Just seen a fella in spoons, eating a mixed grill, watching Family Guy on his headphones and taking notes. Absolutely locked in.
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Jan 25
How does it feel to know you will never know peace or be safe to walk in the street for the rest of your life?
This level of engineered chaos is unique to Minneapolis. It is the direct consequence of far left agitators, working with local authorities.
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