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king drin @TheRust

sensational.

Joined February 2009
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I have two friends who have never met with exact same taste in memes. So I’m just sending one the memes from the other looking like a legendary meme harvester to them both when in reality I’m just a middle man between two strangers.
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Incredibly late to the Ted Lasso train but 1 season in and I love this guy.
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@SourdeathSam
29 Dec 2025
Brock Purdy is a white boy with incredible motion and an impeccable dougie Here’s what it taught me about b2b enterprise sales 🧵👇
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king drin@TheRust
25 Dec 2025
Just because I have 3000 gems doesn’t mean I can keep funding my wife’s streak freezes on @duolingo
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king drin@TheRust
22 Dec 2025
I got 2 twin glocks turn you to a dancer
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king drin@TheRust
17 Dec 2025
LinkedIn made a Spotify wrapped and it is so cringe
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king drin@TheRust
17 Dec 2025
I’m doordashing Jack in the box from 1.1 miles away… you don’t need to show me the calorie count bro.
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king drin@TheRust
7 Dec 2025
Uber driver has never heard of Borat. Call 911
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king drin@TheRust
2 Dec 2025
Almost 35 and just learned the difference between bake and broil
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king drin@TheRust
1 Dec 2025
Brock Purdy has been taught how to Dougie
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king drin@TheRust
27 Nov 2025
Why do you never wanna be behind a bisexual in the Thanksgiving buffet line? They can never pick a side.
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king drin@TheRust
27 Nov 2025
There should be a word for nieces and nephews that includes both genders
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king drin@TheRust
13 Nov 2025
Some people listen to lofi beats to lock in, I listen to hip hop instrumentals. We are not the same. #bgame
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king drin@TheRust
11 Nov 2025
Lived in San Diego for 5 years and every time I see blue Padres gear I still think it’s for my Bay Area high school
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king drin@TheRust
8 Nov 2025
This is fine.
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king drin@TheRust
6 Nov 2025
Keep having dreams where it’s just my wedding but a lame/not perfect version unlike the real one
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king drin@TheRust
22 Oct 2025
UNDEFEATED SEASON / KUM BUCKET RESURGENCE BEGINS NOW

ALT Draymond Green GIF
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king drin@TheRust
20 Oct 2025
Place has “1 Hour Cleaner” in its name and the guy laughed when I requested pickup 2 days from now. That’s 48x the amount you advertise buddy.
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king drin@TheRust
17 Oct 2025
Ok hate tweets have slowed because I have been enjoying myself. My new teammates are cool and we have been boozing and gambling. Moral of the story is that if you start to hate then things get better
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king drin@TheRust
16 Oct 2025
Asked my CEO where our company name came from and he said “doesn’t mean anything, just optimized for SEO”
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