I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that horse. One of the top eight or so writers at @TheGoodPhight

Joined January 2018
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Me talking to my 2022 self: “That Painter kid the Phillies drafted? He’s going to be in the rotation in 2026 and pitch just like Aaron Nola!” “Just like Nola? That’s terrific!” “Yeah…you might think that”
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Time to switch on the Phillies game! ….And they’re down 2-0
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This is an insane slide

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MAKE MARSHY AN ALL-STAR RIGHT NOW 🤩 🗳️ Phillies.com/AllStar
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Jun 15
Stott and Bohm
First National League All-Star ballot update
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Replying to @MikeSielski
Why should I give two squirts of piss about being happy for Knicks fans? They don't give a shit about us. They weren't "happy" for us when Eagles won their first Super Bowl... All we kept hearing over and over was "Y'all are still the little bro of the division". So like I said in the previous post, Mike, screw off with all this nonsense about being happy for a team that want a championship after 53 years. Based on their behavior as a fanbase, they don't deserve a championship. And on top of that, they beat people up in mobs if 5 and 10 to 1. They lit vehicles on fire. They destroyed property. They attacked a restaurant worker and destroyed the restaurant itself. A group of them put a kid in a coma. If you like New York so much And you're so happy for their fans, you should quit The Inquirer and WIP and go live/work in New York. Cuz you sure as shit don't represent the Philadelphia area.
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I think I’d trust Hellen Keller to throw a strike over Brad at this point, am I right?
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Does Brad Keller realize that you don’t have to put runners aboard every time you pitch??
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Jose Alvarado being awful is probably more of a problem than Aaron Nola.
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Former WWE music composer Jim Johnston calls WWE/AEW music “really mediocre”: “I felt a great responsibility, like part of these guy’s careers and successes were in my hand. The music now in WWE and in AEW, I’m sorry if this is mean, it’s all really homogenous and really mediocre and it doesn’t have anything to do with the characters. And I think that’s why there are less big stars. I don’t think that there are no potential big stars on the rosters hiding there. Before Steve Austin was Steve Austin, he was The Ringmaster and there are lots of stories like that. These people need the right storyline, the right costuming and definitely the right music to lift them up.” (Chris Van Vliet)
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Replying to @pdieten @CyrtHogg
-the phillies offense does stink. -jacob misorowski is really, really good. -it was an absolute joke he made the all star game over christopher sanchez last season. all of those things can be true at the same time
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Jun 11
The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding
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Watching New York fans on the verge of a Knicks championship should only make us further realize just how badly we need the Cowboys to never win another.
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someone watched this with their own eyes and said hurts called this play… 😂😂😂 “reporters” btw
Jalen couldn’t believe what he was hearing on the last play call.
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Kinda sorta feels like Max Scherzer might be washed
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That sucked, but can we maybe not ask Duran to have to protect a one run lead every game?
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Brad Keller is constantly on the edge of disaster
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So they’ll get Mexican stem cell treatments to not age but wouldn’t take a vaccine to save their neighbors lives?
Jun 7
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to get ahead of Father Time ... telling TMZ she and fiancé Brian Glenn are in Mexico receiving stem cell treatments aimed at fighting aging and promoting long-term health.
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That’s what’s innnnn
The hottest musical act in Philly? A group of middle-aged guys in khaki slacks and sensible loafers. ebx.sh/bSVFC9
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