I don't use this Twitter account professionally except to make contact with others on Twitter. I post things I find funny so I can read through them later.
Joined April 2016
- Tweets 50
- Following 6
- Followers 889
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18 Mar 2019
Background checks can probably get boring.
I'll try to make it less boring for you. :)
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6 Jan 2019
I didn't realise you could be overqualified to volunteer until now.
2 Jan 2019
me: If you want any of these roles assigned to you <lists a bunch of roles in Discord> just say so.
friend: "so"
friend: haha get it
me: haha yeah smartass now you have all of the roles. All. Of. Them.
18 Jul 2018
me: Let's make a funny tweet about what I just did.
me: Oh haha I remember those older tweets.
...
me: Welp, there goes more of my time.
18 Jul 2018
me: Alright, it's time to do this thing.
me: But... it would be really cool to reprogram my keyboard and mouse to optimise this task with lighting cues and key macros.
*two hours later*
me: Awesome!
*hits a key, waves of light fly across desk*
me: What was I doing this for?
16 Jul 2018
How to create an "is @discordapp down" button:
Step 1: Bookmark this link x.com/search?f=tweets&vertic…
4 Jun 2018
me: The only downside to this is I can't terminate a currently executing process.
friend: mhm.
...
friend> go up 9999
me: You piece of fuck.
4 Jun 2018
*messages friend on discord*
me: Do you have a pen?
friend: yeah, why?
me: nevermind
me: I found one
friend: what
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14 May 2018
*gets ping from random server*
me: *pings server owner* Explain yourself.
5 May 2018
dude: how are you bru?
me: not too bad man
dude: thats good to hear
me: i have the flu
1 May 2018
me: Guess who's about to do <something awesome>?
friend: nice man!
me: I didn't tell you who it was
friend: oh, sorry. Who is it?
me: me
22 Apr 2018
me: alright fine! I'm going to bed now...
others: finally. night solar!
... five minutes later ...
me: alright I'm in bed now, what's up
21 Apr 2018
...and one from a few years ago. A classic.
"I thought this was dev chat, not whats solars sexual identity chat."
That was an entertaining conversation to jump into unexpectedly.
21 Apr 2018
dude I added on steam: Ello, do I know you from anywhere?
me: Probably not, but you will soon enough.
21 Apr 2018
me: *accidentally dms random dude*
me: *quickly deletes message*
...
random dude comes online
...
thot: You f*cker I literally just fell asleep
thot: Better hope you never come to Scotland
21 Apr 2018
me: I'm going to write out funny stuff in tweets.
"medic: i love you solar"
medic: but i didnt say that
me: now you know how the media works.
25 Mar 2018
Deep Rock Galactic. It's a must have if you enjoy #cooperative. I'd be more than happy to play with ya' if you hit me up on the official #DRG Discord! discord.gg/DRG
25 Mar 2018
I guess it's time to start using Twitter again. I have so many new...
...#DiscordHypeSquad things to share.
<insert some DiscordHype and Thonk emojis>