Andrew Tate reveals picking up a girl in a $2.5M Bentley Batur would take him BACK TO JAIL. 😭😂 "If I pick up a girl, she'd goes, yeah, Bentley GT, not realizing it's the $2.5 million Batur version no one knows about." "And if I push her out the car while I'm driving, it's another criminal case." 💀🤣

Steiny tried to BEEF with Tristan Tate during UFC Power Slap Event and got COOKED so bad bro had to pay "protection tax" money. 💀🤣

😳Andrew Tate's cousin Luc perfectly explained why you DON'T want to f*ck with a guy with BIG knuckles: "It's all solid impact. The lethality of putting bone against bone and shattering other people's bones." "UFC pros understand it and respect it."

You make your own luck by working so hard that opportunity has no choice but to find you. - Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate perfectly explained the bottom line of life: "Every basketball players, baseball players, and other sport go to the UFC because it's the true bottom line." "The bottom line is always gonna be violent." "If you get a parking ticket, the only reason you pay it is because of the threat of violence. If you don't pay that ticket, they'll add more money, and then they'll tell you to go to court." "And if you don't go to court, then they'll send a bailiff, you don't reply to him..." "Sooner or later, police are gonna turn up and if you're gonna say no... Violence."

Andrew Tate shares the BEST way to start your MORNING:

😳 How Andrew Tate would react if one of his kids said they were gay: "Impossible." "Now, if it does happen, that's not going to change my expectations of him. You can be gay and not be a degenerate." "Not running around pushing agendas in front of children's faces. There's going to be a confrontation if that's going to happen." "But God wouldn't do that to me. The whole UFC roster will be Tate. That's what my billions are going to be spent on." 🥶

Andrew Tate WAKES Adin Ross up to the fact that there are duties that men must fulfill, whether to God or to your bloodline. "Go and look your father in the eye and said I could've been a UFC champion, I could've been a multi-millionaire, but I was busy on P*rnHub." "Do you think he's proud of you? F*ck no." "You need to want it deep inside your soul. I can't d*e as anything less than Emperor." 🥶🫡

Andrew Tate told Adin Ross the BEST way to learn about your spiritual-self... And yes, it's not weeds! 💀🤯 "You want to know who you're really made of? Go fight in UFC. That will teach you about spirituality much more than some drug."

Andrew Tate says people who preach about "stoicism" and being “Zen” online while living privileged lives are FRAUD! 🗣️😳 "They'll sit in a beautiful field with green, green grass in Bali and talk about Zen. It’s not Zen when everything is fine." "The UFC fighter has real Zen because when he's getting punched in the face, in front of his screaming wife worried about him losing consciousness forever, and still keeping a clear enough mind to slip the punches." "That's Zen."

😳🗣️Andrew Tate calls out online anons mock fighters after a loss only expose themselves as a cowardly, feminine b*tch. "Izzy is a UFC Legend. Masculine men show respect to those braver than them. Hating is feminine."

The day Andrew Tate felt BROKE again: "I didn’t struggle from bug-level Luton Council Estate to make it all the way up here, driving a Ferrari like a peasant to my $40M Pagani Penthouse." 😂🤣 "I need a spare, back-up Pagani for times like this." 💀

🗣️Andrew Tate's BEST take yet on money, life, and Dubai: "There's no point in paying attention to anything unless you use it to make money." "If you don't make money off a sports team, don't care about them. If you have opinion about Dubai, make sure you get paid." "The best way to get paid for your opinion is to be correct."

Andrew Tate says POOR people are getting RICHER and NOBODY is broke anymore. 😳 "Find the brokest person you know, he has an iPhone... Kids have Nike shoes, fat,..." 🤯 "And the poor are getting richer without trying any harder, then YOU who try hard should be filthy rich."

Be like Andrew Tate: > Cancel a date > Spend time with your mate > Feed him sirloin steak Isn't that great?

Andrew Tate reveals picking up a girl in a $2.5M Bentley Batur would take him BACK TO JAIL. 😭😂 "If I pick up a girl, she'd goes, yeah, Bentley GT, not realizing it's the $2.5 million Batur version no one knows about." "And if I push her out the car while I'm driving, it's another criminal case." 💀🤣

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Andrew Tate once talked a guy out of GIVING UP on life because of loneliness and no guidance. 😳👏 "Listen, my friend, you have arms and legs. There's a bunch of people that don't even have that." "So there's no point in sitting there and feeling sorry for yourself. Go out there and find your father figure."

Andrew Tate actually COOKING his meal instead of ordering it!? Too rich to waste time cooking... Have too much money to spend so end up cooking. 😭🤣

Andrew Tate sends a hopeful message to every young man out there: 🙏🔥

You are scrolling X, scrolling Instagram. You're looking at girls on Instagram who wouldn't give a sh*t if you d*ed. You shouldn't be interested in women who are not interested in you. - Andrew Tate