Host/Creative Consultant/Script, Food Net's Beard-🏆 winning Chopped. Emmy OG QueerEye. Natl Mag Award finalist @Esquire. Bidness: Adam Nettler/Ben Levine, CAA
Joined July 2009
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Ted Allen retweeted
Jun 13
Spin. My new single out 16th June.
We are entering The Age Of Everything.
#NewMusic #Spin #TheAgeOfEverything #JohnnyMarr
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MUCH better. I’m sure the Kennedy family is relieved that the desecration of this memorial to their fallen loved one has been removed. I’m sure most Americans are pleased, as well.
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Ted Allen retweeted
Jun 13
LET’S GO! Font doesn’t even match, Chrissakes.
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Jun 11
We’re getting a WICKED-good soakah! Fog on the cove, can’t even see our little island.
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Jun 11
GO, KNICKS! My first-EVER post about the sport called basketball(?!) Spectrum cable failed me; couldn’t watch actual game. So I just watched the score. Texted a friend after first-quarter slaughter. Now, this is helping me process; maybe will help you.
tinyurl.com/2679du39
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Ted Allen retweeted
Jun 10
Looks to me more like these sailors are doing fine on their own…
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Jun 10
“Progressing,” which I so wish were true.
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Jun 10
Check this out! I’m all in for you @DreamyZackRacin at Pocano—and thanks for helping keep alive the memories of our people lost at Pulse Orlando.
Jun 10
Ten years ago on June 12, 2016: the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando.
As a queer 16 yr old at the time, it was the first time I really felt the weight of my identity.
The 49 names of the lives lost that night will ride with me this week at Pocono. 🏳️🌈
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Jun 10
Hells, yes!
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Ted Allen retweeted
Jun 8
Here’s what really happened.
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Jun 10
God, Keith Haring looks 15 years old in this video (he only lived to 31). There have been several excellent exhibitions of his work in NYC this year, and it’s been thrilling to see so many of his originals together. #ActUp #LGBTQ #Pride
Jun 9
Keith Haring used the New York subway as his personal laboratory between 1980 and 1985, drawing thousands of spontaneous images with white chalk on the matte black paper covering expired advertisements.
He often created these drawings in just a few minutes during a subway stop, and he viewed this process as a performance and a way to make art accessible to the general public, not just to galleries.
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Jun 9
TONIGHT: “You’re on Your Own, Kid”! #ChoppedCastaways now forces our chefs to rely on themselves, not teammates. We want to see their personal POV on the plates! Who will meet the moment? And WHO will be #Chopped? 9pmET on @FoodNetwork, streaming tomorrow on @HBOmax
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Jun 9
Thank you, @QuestLove, for showing us the real story of @EarthWindFire. And for the early look at Mr. Clinton. Trrrippy.
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Ted Allen retweeted
Guy can’t even handle basic straightforward polite questions but we’re supposed to think he’s some masterful negotiator. Please, his whole life story is a lie. Wake up, people. This is who he has always been. A fraud.
Jun 7
Here's the full chain of events that led to Trump storming out of his interview with Kristin Welker, beginning with her pressing him on the weaponization fund, continuing with her pointing out the baselessness of his "rigged election" lies, and concluding with him calling her "crooked or stupid" and leaving
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Jun 7
Continuing this administration’s “Every Move A Dick Move” approach to policy—and also its near-perfect record of embarassment, incompetence and failure. #Sad
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Jun 5
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing when they gave me those lines. But it worked out fine.
May 24
.@thetedallen tells the teams to look for the treasure chest ""where sand meets palms."" Ok so the entire island?! 🏝️
#ChoppedCastaways > Tuesday @ 9|8c
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Ted Allen retweeted
Soon:
“I’m Scott Baio.”
“I’m Patricia Heaton.”
“I’m Kevin Sorbo.”
“I’m Roseanne Barr.”
“I’m Andrew Tate. Those stories, plus Tony Hinchcliffe, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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