Delightful. @AskOffTrack. I wrote a kids book that's not for kids.
Joined June 2009
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Jun 13
Not a big soccer guy, but I believe they call this a “good ol’ fashioned ass whoopin’”
#worldcup #USAParaguay
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Jun 12
With his new net worth valuation of $1.1 trillion, I’m now only $1.2 trillion dollars shy of being Elon Musk
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Jun 11
I couldn’t figure out how to do something on my TV, and my daughter grabbed the remote and showed me how. Is this… is this how it starts?!
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Jun 11
My unsolicited opinion on all of this: the more the merrier. As more and more media conglomerates cut back on their reporting across the board, I’m for anything that brings people into the sport. But take that with a grain of salt, I’m the third guy on a 2-person podcast 🤷♂️
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Jun 11
My opinion on this is super-dependent on if you guys think I live up to these “journalistic standards” or not, and I feel like I may not love the answer to that question
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Jun 10
It’s pretty much that moment from CARS. My internal monologue just going “Mario Andretti knows my name!” on repeat
Jun 10
Seriously though. When you guys are all round Mario, do you ever have moments where you go. Holy shit thats Mario Andretti.
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Jun 8
Ok, now that we’ve all (hopefully) gotten some sleep. What did everyone think of the race? What were your biggest takeaways? #IndyCar
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Jun 8
As I am most weeks on Off Track, I’m thrilled to have been wrong here
Jun 8
That’s gotta be the race, right? #IndyCar
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Jun 8
Get the frustration, but this ain’t it. Can’t race an oval with moisture. It seemed like keeping them yellow was in the hope that they could not lose the track #IndyCar
Jun 8
Rain is quickly coming, so indycar decided to drive around under yellow for 30 minutes…with no explanation
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Jun 8
Oh man, I hate a wreck, but does the timing now change to not hit 130 before the rain? Because I do love chaos #IndyCar
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Jun 5
The hybrids may have been an expensive hassle that doesn’t improve racing, but at least we also don’t have enough of them
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Jun 4
We'll get to it next week
Jun 4
I thought they were waiting until after Nashville.
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Jun 4
IndyCar officiating will now release post-event reports. But knowing our luck, they will be scheduled for right after whenever we record Off Track
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Jun 2
I’m just worried I won’t see wall-to-wall ads for positions I’ve never heard of after today #CaliforniaPrimary #ElectionDay
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May 28
Is there a way to start a reverse onlyfans? I feel like people would pay to not see pictures of my feet
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