Late 20s story nerd with flowers in her hair. @AFitAseries and @rationalseries creator . Demi/Bi. she/her. Always a fan.

Joined August 2011
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cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job
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Simone: Watch me, Captain Wentworth! Wentworth: Simone, no! Simone: [vaults off the Cobb and sticks the landing] Wentworth: [holds up perfect score] x.com/amyymich/status/181751…

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Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye
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Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.
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Happy Mansfield Park publication day! Celebrate with a harp concert! What’s that? No wagons? In the whole county? I don’t care if it’s harvest time! What are they even harvesting? Hay? That’s just dead grass! You know what, whatever, let’s do the stupid play instead.
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JULIA: I wanted to ask what condition, exactly, is it that you have, where you’re not strong enough to walk but you are medically required to ride a horse every six hours? FANNY: the doctors said I lack horse... Mansfield Park, Part II thechatner.com/p/mansfield-p…
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Bristol needs an orbital bus route
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[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up] me: stanley tucci
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Boys think about the Roman Empire, girls think about roamin’ round the room.
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Happy holidays! Remember, take your horse—not your carriage—to any holiday parties you attend, so you can leave straight away if it snows.
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It’s Midwinter’s Eve and the mice of Brambly Hedge are heading inside for their annual celebrations. Tonight they will make a toast to the lighter days ahead and make merry round the fire. Merry Midwinter to you all! #WinterSolstice #SecretStaircase40
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Spotify, let the other young ladies have time to exhibit!
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8 Oct 2023
Tom Bombadil coded (unexplained, not really contributing, will chitchat tho)
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RIP Philip K. Dick, you would have loved CAPTCHA
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Margaret Hale
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Rational Creatures is an official selection of The Jane Austen International Film Festival! We are honored to be a part of a festival named after Austen. Thanks to our cast, crew, and crowdfunding supporters for helping us get here. See you in Bath! ☕️ @The_JAIFF
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Are the shades of the mojo dojo casa house to be thus polluted?
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Mr. Darcy: My job… it’s just lake.
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