The Unipiper Whiskey launches today and I dropped by @KOINNews to talk about it with @emilyburrisTV and @TravisTeichSpx. See you at the release this evening 5:30-7:30pm at @KoernerCamera on SE 14th Ave. #Portland #pdx #KeepPortlandWeird

This Veteran's Day, I'd like to salute to my grandfather, who, under this flag, and wearing a uniform very much like this, survived a kamikaze attack on his destroyer in the south Pacific on December 12, 1944.🇺🇸 May one day such sacrifices never be needed again. ☮️

Announcing a whole new way to enjoy The Unipiper: in a whiskey! 🥃I've teamed up with @BullRunSpirits to bring you 'The Unipiper', a 7-year rye aged in rum barrels, with proceeds benefiting @WeirdPDXUnited. Release party 11/20 at @koernercamera.🥳whiskey.unipiper.com

Portland is not on fire, that's just me. 🔥 #HappyHalloween

Thank you The @Oregonian for showing up and telling us what Portland is really like! 🌹 #ShowMeYourHellHole #pdx #portland #KeepPortlandWeird

If this is Hell, then we're having a hell of a time! #Portland #pdx #KeepPortlandWeird #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Who's going to @RoseCityCC this year?? I'm giving away a pair of 🎟️FREE TICKETS🎟️ for Sunday! Details at the link in my bio. I've also got an affiliate link if you just want to save a little $$ on admission - checkout.conventions.leapeve… #KeepPortlandWeird #pdx

🔥 GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT 🔥 Local celebrity, philanthropist, and podcast host, @TheUnipiper, is coming to #RCCC! 🎟️ Buy Badges >> rosecitycomiccon.com/badges 🌟 View Guests >> rosecitycomiccon.com/guest

Clearly, I see a new padawan..so, Ewan McGregor is learning to play #bagpipes and ride #unicycle, and is aware of the Unipiper. Ewan, if you are reading this, you have a standing offer for some free lessons. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master. 😂

This. This right here is what keeps me going. ❤️ @AbernethyBikes #portland #pdx

Today is the last day to vote in Willamette Week's 2025 Best of Portland Poll and I'd surely appreciate your support! Show the world Portland loves their friendly neighborhood Unipiper! ✌️❤️bop.wweek.com/people/best-lo…

I was very fortunate to stand alongside and share knighthood with some dear friends and true Portland royalty. Lots of love to Terry Currier of @MusicMillennium, Ben Love of @GiganticBrewing, and of course, @PoisonWaters. ❤️ Thank you all for making #Portland what it is. #pdx

I was beyond thrilled to receive honorary knighthood at this year's @PDXRoseFestival by Portland's very own @RoyalRosarians. I, Sir Knight Unipiper, look forward to many years of faithful service to the Queen of Rosaria and her realm. 🗡️🩸🌹#RCTID #PDX #portland

My really good friend @ToddWerkhoven surprised me for my birthday with a #Unipiper commission from #GarbagePailKids artist @PlanetFStudio and, wow. ❤️ Well done, Floydman! 👏Now if I dressed up like this, would it count as cosplaying myself? 🤔#keepportlandweird #pdx

Here's a look back at @Fox12Oregon's coverage of the recent @pdxRoseFestival Starlight Parade ⭐💡. Believe me, I felt all 4 miles of that parade, too. When you're busy making circles in the street, a 2 mile parade can quickly become 8 miles! 😂 #portland #pdx #starlightparade

This Wednesday was next-level awesome. I got to join the Abernathy Bike Bus — and WOW. The kids crushed it, the teachers and organizers were incredible, and the energy? Pure joy. Portland’s biking community is no joke — some days it honestly feels like bikes outnumber cars. And what a fun, connected, cool way to get your kids to school! Huge thanks to splendidcycles for letting us ride in style on this amazing Larry vs Harry cargo bike. Ginevra had an absolute blast. 💛 More mornings like this, please. 🚲✨

Imagine my joy and surprise when I learned @kateesackhoff was going to be helping out with the Abernethy Bike Bus this Wed!! Thank you Katee for making it an out of this world experience for everyone! 🚀#ThisIsTheWay #SoSayWeAll

Yesterday, I helped the @AbernethyBikes Bus close out the school year in style and it was GLORIOUS! Oh, and NBD, but did I mention @KateeSackhoff was in attendance??? 🚴 🔥 #ThisIsTheWay #SchoolIsCool #SoSayWeAll #pdx #portland

.@dunkindonuts I don't think that means what you think it means... 😶🩸🩲