Developer of Telly Shows. Haver of Opinions. Unhappy in both planes and boats.
Joined November 2010
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Burp Reynolds retweeted
22 Jun 2025
Israel is starving NICU babies. Not by mistake—by policy.
The milk is gone. Mothers starving too.
When Israel says it’s defending itself and the EU and US echo it this is what they mean.
No other regime is committing cruelty like this.
Starving infants. Deliberately.
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6 Nov 2024
Bye twitter.
Can't be part of this nonsense anymore. Digital detox sorely needed.
What an utterly awful day for decency and kindness.
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6 Nov 2024
If you think this is bad, my toddler has just woken up at 3:45am wide awake and chatting a load of spooky shit about there being a load of chickens in his bedroom.
Fuck today.
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6 Nov 2024
If anyone thinks I'm separating my recycling after this they've got another thing coming. Absolutely piss all point.
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Burp Reynolds retweeted
2 Nov 2024
My sister Sarah Cunningham has been missing since 0230am in Camden. Last seen leaving apartment building on Jamestown Road. She was wearing a black outfit. If you have any information please let me or the police know. she has been officially reported as missing.
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Burp Reynolds retweeted
31 Oct 2024
i recommend not wearing vests in the same color as your face
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10 Oct 2024
Without googling...
There's a single album out there with some wild 'featuring' performances.
Including...
- Kenny Rogers
- Whitney Houston
- Mary J Blige
- Youssou N'Dour
- Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
- Earth, Wind, and Fire
Anyone know the album?
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9 Oct 2024
BAHAHAHA... ITS JENRICK AND BADENOCH LEFT. FUCKING HELL. WHAT A 🤣
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8 Oct 2024
Newspapers copy editors all over the world playing chicken over who's going with the Milton/Paradise Lost headline first.
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30 Sep 2024
RT @NizMhani: I can't believe its been 24 years. I remember this so vividly.
I was traumatised by this at the time and, as a new father, I…
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Burp Reynolds retweeted
30 Sep 2024
How can Johnson have written a fucking memoir when he couldn't remember anything at the COVID enquiry
Has his memory suddenly returned?
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29 Sep 2024
Has anyone checked if Badenoch ever had a traumatic brain injury? Genuinely don't think she's all there upstairs.
29 Sep 2024
NEW - Kemi Badenoch tells Times Radio that maternity pay has "gone too far."
“We need to have more personal responsibility. There was a time when there wasn’t any maternity pay and people were having more babies.”
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25 Sep 2024
Groomed a teenager.
Have a fucking series.
The absolute state of it all.
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Burp Reynolds retweeted
15 Sep 2024
Just you wait.. the things am gonna do to you!
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7 Aug 2024
In case you ever need to explain why counter-protests are effective...
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Burp Reynolds retweeted
7 Aug 2024
Walthamstow would appear not to like the cut of Farage’s jib.
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7 Aug 2024
From his pal with the brown shoes and black suit, to the fact the security tried desperately not to be filmed... This is the weakest loser shit I've ever seen.
This is like an arrogant rude kid waggling his micropenis around at camp without realising it's a micropenis.
@JDVance
7 Aug 2024
JD Vance is too busy talking to the reporters who are there for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz to show up on time to his little warehouse rally in Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
Someone should ask him why he’s being a creepy stalker.
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