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there's a man goin' 'round takin' names of the nicest kids and those who have no shame their stockings won't be filled up all the same there'll be upon the rooftop a-clatterin' sound when the man comes to town
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I take back everything I ever said about john schriffen
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the christmas fish retweeted
Replying to @Jerusalem_Post
They're bringing in zionists who don't look indigenous to Earth, let alone the middle east
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RT @RadishHarmers: I use a fraudulent ID identifying me as illegal. Between me and my family members, we've collected the $1000 dozens of t…
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Zoomer Jim Croce: If I could make slime in a bottle
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oh right
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What’s supposed to be the point of voting for these people again
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Welcome to H-Town, Ethan and Tim! 🤘
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sticky wife, sticky life
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It's great to see the 2028 Democratic Party platform taking shape like this. No taxes on cops and the total annihilation of sea lions should poll fantastically.
Thank you so much to the Clark County Sheriff’s office for taking me out for a ride along. It’s an honor to get a chance to see what you’re up against firsthand. In DC, I’m working to provide tax relief on the first $100,000 of federal income tax for law enforcement. We need to think creatively about how to support law enforcement and first responder health and wellness. Read the full story: tinyurl.com/4ncmssvj
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manager won't stop saying "chat see bee tee"
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having to tell Kash Patel in the locker room that we're not partying 😬
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imagine how bad the world cup refs are gonna be
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And to think Kamala didn't just promise to build more border wall, she even made fun of Trump for not building enough of it. No wonder she lost.
Truly, literally, every single business in rural Terlingua, TX is speaking out against the Big Bend border wall in a universally nonpartisan manner with everything they’ve got. One coffee shop built a massive replica wall with a canoe on top saying “STOP THE STEEL.”
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That's Bin Turang
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wife called him Jim Crow Armstrong
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