@playswoops' legendary undertakers. This shit is grave.

Joined November 2022
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Metahearse - Burying you since 2022 retweeted
Get well soon @TrentLaBounty
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The Swooperbowl will be interesting. Here are our thoughts. Top left bracket: @Unchained_Web will dominate a lower-strength bracket. @MetacourtM & @The_Robellion are some competition at 65-67% win rate vs 75%, but that late in the bracket, Unchained Web wins at high %.

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So who will be the Final Four? We see K&D or Empire Of Sun (upset alert) coming out of West (sorry @Unchained_Web). If we upset Northside (low%) we have a real chance against Swish Beatz, who's also a bad match up for @NorthSide416ers. We think Metahearse or Swish Beatz in East.

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That said & this is kind of weird, we think it would be nice if @Rex416_NFT won the crown. Trash talk aside, he's given so much to this project & community & it might surprise you that behind the scenes we are friendly. I'd even say I am rooting for him. There you have it, folks!

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Loving all the trade activity. Looking to save up for Season 3 big purchase. ETH offers only. Try me.

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- Reverend Run - 4⭐️F/C - 16.1PPG 4.2 OREBs - 0.16ETH - Cremater - 4⭐️F/C - 2nd ssn - 88 OREBs with huge upside and top 3 PDEF - 0.16ETH - Epicenter - C- 3 scores in 90s, 98 PDEF, 4.6 ORBs. Last SSN DPOY. Defensive shutdown machine - 0.2 ETH
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- Reverend Run - 4⭐️F/C - 16.1PPG 4.2 OREBs - 0.16ETH - Cremater - 4⭐️F/C - 2nd ssn - 88 OREBs with huge upside and top 3 PDEF - 0.16ETH - Epicenter - C- 3 scores in 90s, 98 PDEF, 4.6 ORBs. Last SSN DPOY. Defensive shutdown machine - 0.2 ETH
- Glide Frazier - G w/ 88 PDEF, and 8 Rebs. 0.05 ETH - Max Multitool - 4⭐️G - 23.2 PPG with 57% TS - .14 ETH - Dr. Dunkenstein - 3⭐️F/C - 18.4PPG, >50% FG, top 3 PDEF - 0.15ETH - Swish McBuckets - 3⭐️G - 14PPG, 60 TS%, 1.1 PF, 90 PDEF .125ETH
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- Glide Frazier - G w/ 88 PDEF, and 8 Rebs. 0.05 ETH - Max Multitool - 4⭐️G - 23.2 PPG with 57% TS - .14 ETH - Dr. Dunkenstein - 3⭐️F/C - 18.4PPG, >50% FG, top 3 PDEF - 0.15ETH - Swish McBuckets - 3⭐️G - 14PPG, 60 TS%, 1.1 PF, 90 PDEF .125ETH
Ready for next season? Here's a who's who of our crew to augment your team: - Ewing Trouble 4⭐️C- All-Star Center, 20PPG, 14 Reb, strong defense - 0.29 ETH -Horace Gant 3⭐️F - Top 3 in IDEF & PDEF - - Thriller 5⭐️G - 3 machine. Big boost to our Win% Top 3 PDEF - 0.25 ETH
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Ready for next season? Here's a who's who of our crew to augment your team: - Ewing Trouble 4⭐️C- All-Star Center, 20PPG, 14 Reb, strong defense - 0.29 ETH -Horace Gant 3⭐️F - Top 3 in IDEF & PDEF - - Thriller 5⭐️G - 3 machine. Big boost to our Win% Top 3 PDEF - 0.25 ETH
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Ewing Trouble now just 0.3 ETH. Who needs an All-Star Center, 14 REBS. Beat @SwishBeatz and held up to @HirshsHoopers rebounding machine in the tourney last night to the final four. app.playswoops.com/player-de…

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In response to this bullshit, we went to the finals. Keep disrespecting and angering us. It worked well for us the last two seasons. ;)
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🏆 POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 9 🏆
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Who's in play for Metahearse: - Swish McBuckets 0.16ETH - 90 PDEF, 57% TS 1 FPG , killing the 3 man tourneys with Ewing Trouble - Ewing Trouble - 0.44 - All Star. Dominant rebounding, defending and scoring center. - Dr Dunkenstein - 3 star forward who shoots greater than 50%
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- Cremater 4-star 2nd ssn Forward w/ 88 OREB, 10Rebs, 5.5 assists & PDEF top 3 - Horace Gant - 10 Rebs, w/ IDEF & PDEF top 3 - Glide Frazier - Guard with 7.9 Rebs and 88 PDEF - Max Multitool -4 star guard, 23 PPG, Top3 PDEF Let me know if you are ready to make a run at the SB!
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Ewing Trouble now 0.44 ETH!

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Ewing Trouble - All Star. Rebounder. Stud. High Coach. High Long. Now just 0.46 ETH. Open to trade All Star Center for All-Star Forward.
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Congrats to our Skeleton Cru for making the finals in the 3 man. Without Swish who was on loan, it was all Ewing Trouble. We will take that $4. Congrats, @Rex416_NFT and Chosen Ones on the win. Weird final with the turnovers, and we are looking forward to a rematch.
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0.45 ETH. It's madness.
Ewing Trouble - All Star. Rebounder. Stud. High Coach. High Long. Now just 0.46 ETH. Open to trade All Star Center for All-Star Forward.
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