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Berlin Fire Department Winds Down Before Summer Recess the-postillon.com/2023/07/fi…

Berlin Fire Department winds down before summer recess

The hard-earned holidays have arrived: The Berlin Fire Department is heading into the summer recess. From tomorrow onwards, all fire extinguishing and

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New ‘burkdl’ enables devout Muslim women to attend Oktoberfest the-postillon.com/2018/10/bu…

New ‘burkdl’ enables devout Muslim women to attend Oktoberfest

Finally, devout Muslim women need no longer forego beer, pork knuckles and hearty oompah music. Today, a fashion designer from Munich unveiled his latest creation, which he calls the ‘burkdl’. The...

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"Please, take assheat!": Man guides guest to butt-warming chair the-postillon.com/2022/07/ne…

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"Please, take assheat!": Man guides guest to butt-warming chair Shoplifting: Godzilla takes away entire supermarket Blue toe: dwar

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Heroic passer-by smashes car window to save multipack of beer from dying of heat stroke the-postillon.com/2018/08/be…

Heroic passer-by smashes car window to save multipack of beer from dying of heat stroke

Saved in the nick of time! A man from Peterborough showed real courage today: he saw a multipack of beer which looked certain to die a painful death from heat stroke in a car that was parked in the...

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“Right, that’s enough!”: Queen to reinstate absolute monarchy the-postillon.com/2017/06/qu…

“Right, that’s enough!”: Queen to reinstate absolute monarchy

In the wake of the political chaos following Boris Johnson's resignation as Prime Minister HM Queen Elizabeth II has announced that she has had quite

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Boy in Bangladesh ridiculed by peers for not making designer clothes the-postillon.com/2017/01/bo…

Boy in Bangladesh ridiculed by peers for not making designer clothes

Rifat Muntasir (11) does not have it easy. The young textile-industry worker is constantly bullied by his peers because, unlike them, he does not make brand-name clothes. Instead, he spends his days...

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Eighth grader kicked out of school for dividing by zero the-postillon.com/2017/10/ei…

Eighth grader kicked out of school for dividing by zero

What was he thinking? His teacher warned him off several times but Max S. still went ahead and divided by zero. Now the 13-year-old has been expelled from Allendale junior high school in Edmonton,...

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Automobile Club advises: always provide foil if leaving pet in parked car the-postillon.com/2017/07/pe…

Automobile Club advises: always provide foil if leaving pet in parked car

Due to the current heat wave sweeping Spain and other parts of Europe, the Royal Automobile Club of Spain is urging all drivers to be especially caref

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NRA sends gift basket with "consolation weapons" to relatives of Texas School Shooting the-postillon.com/2017/10/nr…

NRA sends gift basket with "consolation weapons" to relatives of Texas School Shooting

A truly noble gesture in difficult times: just one week after the terrible day in which a mass shooting left 19 children and two adults dead, the Nati

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Russian hackers insert porn pages into married man's browser history the-postillon.com/2017/08/ru…

Russian hackers insert porn pages into married man's browser history

Does Putin have any morals whatsoever? It seems Russian hackers have infiltrated the computer of a married man from Des Moines and inserted numerous links to porn pages into the man’s browser...

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Yet more cost-saving measures at Ryanair: passengers now to land with parachute the-postillon.com/2018/11/Ry…

Yet more cost-saving measures at Ryanair: passengers now to land with parachute

Ryanair is tightening its belt even further: to save money, the Irish low-cost airline now intends to strike the landing from all scheduled flights. Passengers will instead be dropped over their...

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Record high visitor numbers for spa advertising gluten-free air the-postillon.com/2017/04/gl…

Record high visitor numbers for spa advertising gluten-free air

The owners of the spa resort in question are swamped with bookings. The mention of “gluten-free air” in an advertising leaflet resulted in visitors swarming to rural German spa resort of Bad Rabenw...

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Boy last seen online on WhatsApp three hours ago: 17-year-old reported missing the-postillon.com/2016/12/17…

Boy last seen online on WhatsApp three hours ago: 17-year-old reported missing

Huge worries about Niklas T.! The 17-year-old from the vicinity of Munich has been reported missing since noontime today...

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Damage valued at £88.27 as burglars strip Primark store of entire contents the-postillon.com/2018/01/da…

Damage valued at £88.27 as burglars strip Primark store of entire contents

Sheffield’s burglars had a ball last night: unknown perpetrators stripped bare the Primark store located at number 30 The Moor, right down to the last T-shirt. The criminals even managed to make off...

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Russia praised as only country in world with no need to investigate alleged war crimes, already certain they are false the-postillon.com/2022/04/no…

Russia praised as only country in world with no need to investigate alleged war crimes, already...

In a revelation that puts Russia lightyears ahead of other nations, the Kremlin appears to have the means to know with instant certainty that accustat

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Sight of young female pharmacist causes man with penile yeast infection to spontaneously purchase cough syrup the-postillon.com/2017/11/co…

Sight of young female pharmacist causes man with penile yeast infection to spontaneously purchase...

Confronted with a young female pharmacist, a 25-year-old man with a very itchy penile yeast infection spontaneously bought a bottle of cough syrup instead of a soothing cream in central Augsburg...

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No need to pay attention to traffic anymore: smartphone user gets guide dog the-postillon.com/2017/01/no…

No need to pay attention to traffic anymore: smartphone user gets guide dog

It’s a familiar nuisance to many smartphone users: the inconvenience of looking up from their displays in traffic. Yet Alexander Friesenegger from Lübeck, Germany, has found a way around this...

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“It’ll all be alright, mate”: man cures friend from depression using one simple sentence the-postillon.com/2017/12/ma…

“It’ll all be alright, mate”: man cures friend from depression using one simple sentence

This is an extraordinary psychological breakthrough. It all happened when a friend of bank employee Manny Paterson opened up to him about his long-term struggle with depression. Manny managed to cure...

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As western firms leave Russia, McPutin, Vladivostok Fried Chicken and Burger Tzar open their doors the-postillon.com/2022/03/mc…

As western firms leave Russia, McPutin, Vladivostok Fried Chicken and Burger Tzar open their doors

Western companies are pulling out of Russia in their droves and the Kremlin is moving in Russian replacements to fill the gaps. Today, Moscow welcomed

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Ukrainian child in bunker wracked with worry about trauma of high fuel costs in other countries the-postillon.com/2022/03/uk…

Ukrainian child in bunker wracked with worry about trauma of high fuel costs in other countries

How awful that people have to suffer like this! One young Ukrainian in a bomb shelter in Kharkiv constantly worries about those poor people in other c

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