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S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_

You might spot me on TV | ΠΛΧ | DU alumna • CO ➡️ CA

Joined October 2011
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S A M A 🦁@TheeSamurai_
2 Dec 2020
OMG OMG OMG. I was just published on @MoevirMagazine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 A FASHION MAGAZINE IN PARIS 😭😭😭😭
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Jill Gutowitz@jillboard
5 Feb 2024
me watching my instagram stories
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates
5 Feb 2024
Francesca Scorsese says her father, Martin Scorsese, sometimes watches his films as though he’s never seen them before: “Something will happen and he’ll be like, ‘Ha! That’s great.’ And I’m like, ‘You literally made this.’” t.ly/mh69Q
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Jenni
@hashjenni
7 Feb 2024
I’ll mute a group as soon as I’m added
Lazzyyyyyy
@em_Lazzy
7 Feb 2024
What level of adulting have you reached??
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Pearl@Akoiyaaa
17 Jan 2024
I’ve lived 3 different lives since 2019 lol
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carloxx iván
@itscarlosivan
13 Oct 2023
“Tu no eres mi fan real, por eso te tiré el celular” - Bad Bunny en Nadie Sabe
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trash jones@jzux
31 Jul 2023
some of you are not Kenough. some of you are broKen
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Saw a TikTok that said, healing your childhood trauma also includes not being the caregiver in all of your friendships the way you were to your parents… The way I gasped.
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Get yourself a job that will fly you home on the company card 😎🙌🏽
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Ellen Adair@ellen_adair
15 Jul 2023
Some of the discourse around the #SAGstrike reminds me of an assumption about actors that I've come across for most of my life. Many people seem to assume that there are ONLY TWO kinds of actors: 1. Wildly famous, rich celebrities 2. Failed pretenders who are actually servers 1/
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Yo cuando como tacos…🌮
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Listen… if your TT feed is filled w my videos 1. I’m sorry 🤣, 2. You’re welcome for the content andddddd 3. Please interact bc your girl is finally making revenue 😎😎😅
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Ima make my close friends just all the girlies so I can document (privately) my dating/mental health life.. si o si
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POV: life at DU
Panic! At The TL
@Puff_Iya
29 Jun 2023
My sister had this white girl in her college try to tell her she only got in because of affirmative action. My sister went “I was valedictorian of my school and you’re asking me for help on your homework so who really shouldn’t be here?” Girl never asked her for shit again LMFAO
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This one…..
Pootie Guiliani
@Kyla_Lacey
29 Jun 2023
Well if nothing else the Supreme Court ruling is gonna humble some white and Asian students when they find out they still didn’t get in to their dream school and it wasn’t the fault of already underrepresented Black applicants.
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Current mental state about SCOTUS: You know when Regina George finds out she’s been eating the candy bars that make her gain weight instead of lose weight and she starts screaming into her room to write in her burn book.. that screaming state is where I’m at internally.
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It’s always weird how these grown Mexican men will live in my TikTok comments and then when I go to their page it’s all “proud dad of 2 girls” AND THEN when I call them out for it they’re like, “it’s cause you remind me so much of my daughter😍💕” 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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j lean@jaymfline
26 Jun 2023
When @TheeSamurai_ said “let crushes be crushes because the moment they open their mouth they ruin everything” I FELT that 😂😭😭😭😭
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It’s true…. Calladitos se ven más bonitos 😌☝🏽
j lean@jaymfline
26 Jun 2023
When @TheeSamurai_ said “let crushes be crushes because the moment they open their mouth they ruin everything” I FELT that 😂😭😭😭😭
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møshele køenaite@iMoshele
21 Jun 2023
This tragedy hardly made the news, yet a missing submersible with 5 folks who went to explore the wreckage of the Titanic is front & center on all major channels and publications.
AJ
@ajplus
20 Jun 2023
The Greek coastguard claimed it didn’t intervene when a boat carrying asylum seekers and refugees capsized last week because those on board refused help, leaving as many as 750 people to drown. Activists say Greece delayed aid as those on board pleaded for help for 15 hours.
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Denver Nuggets
@nuggets
13 Jun 2023
NUGGETS NATION ⚒️ Where is everyone watching the game ⁉️

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