Joined February 2020
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Feb 16
I get new followers infrequently enough that I can run vibe checks. If I can see you retweeting Elon Musk or some other idiot chud within 30 seconds of scrolling thru your feed, don't bother following cuz I will softblock you
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They should make a soap that’s as big as a horse and you have it in your shower and it’s the shape of a horse and it’s the shower horse
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Jun 16
What if instead of Craig’s list it was Craig’s lust and he just fucked you
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12 Jul 2022
I am full of hate but I want to be full of gogurt
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11 Jan 2023
objects in mirror may hate you for what you've done.
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8 Nov 2023
People will really hate on 3 in one shampoo/conditioner/body wash then turn around and believe in the holy trinity
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19 Jun 2024
"I hate you."
-me, talking to Nobody
(he entered my cave unannounced, confused me, and stabbed my eye out)
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15 Sep 2024
What I hate is people being rude or mean.
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21 Sep 2024
What I hate about wordle is I'll be in the mood for a word puzzle, and I get to do just one, then they're like "come back for your next little puzzle tomorrow" no dude I'm fiending
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4 Nov 2024
I hate to say it, but I can hear music that is exegetic to our reality, and your theme sucks ass.
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22 Apr 2025
"hating yourself is narcissistic"
Yeah I hate that about me too
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10 Oct 2025
I hate that I can't ironically wear the Ben Carson 2016 hat I found at goodwill because unfortunately, I'm not sure if the way I look and dress fully distinguishes me from a real Ben Carson fan
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Feb 4
I hate everyone so much well not really that much I actually like a lot of people
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Jun 16
It did it
Jun 15
Two more people unfollow me and I'll have 607 followers hahahaha six seven hahahahahaha I'm still a kid haha I'm not aging at all or anything.
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Jun 15
Ive never wanted to "me and who" before, but
Ángel Zárraga's The Woman and the Puppet (1909), inspired by Pierre Louÿs' novel.
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