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Joined May 2011
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Jesse M retweeted
Jun 11
As a lifelong Suns fan who has seen the Spurs cheat the Suns my whole childhood that couldn't have happened to a better fanbase
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Jesse M retweeted
Apr 1
This is NOT an April Fools joke 😳🌯
FREE burritos. No catch.
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The GOAT @JohnCena is OFFICIALLY the Host of #WrestleMania 42 in Las Vegas!!!
🎟️: ticketmaster.com/wwe-wrestle…
Since retirement, my “road” has looked a little different… but now I can officially say I’m headed to WrestleMania!!!! See you in Las Vegas!
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Jesse M retweeted
Mar 18
Let’s Goooo Homies, another meeting w/Circle K in the books. Just verbally agreed to another 20 @Burritoexp “Fast and Fresh” locations by May 2027😬 A few site changes, no Tucson, but The Westside is happening💯Thank all of you, the family is blessed🙏🏽
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Jesse M retweeted
Mar 2
During a job interview, if they ask: “Do you have any questions for us?”
USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE: 
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Jesse M retweeted
Feb 10
Not my video but it is the fanbase
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Jesse M retweeted
Larry Fitzgerald.
Legend. Icon.
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE!!!!!🥳 🏆 🎉
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Jesse M retweeted
13 Dec 2025
Simple question.. why stay loyal to ASU?
The answer is short.. but pefect from @KennyDillingham. Best thing you'll see all day.
@12SportsAZ @DougTammaro @GrahamRossini
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Jesse M retweeted
13 Dec 2025
I have no sources😬Kenny Dillingham is not going anywhere. He is a man of character, his word actually means something in the slimy world of sports. Tag this Tweet and share it, when all this BS is over💯He’s a Sun Devil and my kinda guy😤Watch👀
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Jesse M retweeted
24 Nov 2025
You already know homies….we moved. Grand Opening gonna be FO SHO, Dec 6th😤First 50 will get FREE burritos for a year💯Classic cars, auction, ice cream, free Sipp Lemonade and live music. Please retweet. We are open now, but the GRAND OPENING will be the 6th🎉🎊🎈#devilssupportingdevils
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@UnpluggedDoug , I saw this on Facebook today. Very long post, so my apologies. It’s not my post, but I think this person is spot on. I’m interested in your take on this.. what do you/don’t you agree with?
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Jesse M retweeted
30 Oct 2025
Homies. We are desperately looking for a couple Managers for our Maricopa @Burritoexp Fast and Fresh location. Opportunity to grow, profit sharing opportunities, gotta be an early bird, done by 3:00pm.
Would yall retweet this for me?
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Jesse M retweeted
11 Sep 2025
Today, we remember and honor the lives lost on September 11th. 🇺🇸
#NeverForget
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Jesse M retweeted
6 Sep 2025
Arizona Cardinal fans are taking over Bourbon Street. This is awesome to see!
My flight was packed with Cardinal fans as well.
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