I am a comedian from Minneapolis. Married, father, and idiot.
Joined August 2014
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Apr 19
Just patiently waiting for the sequel to “I am number 4” “seven ate nine”
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Feb 12
Amazing how many resources and coverage a lost rich white lady gets. 🤔
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Jan 29
Why didn’t he spray her in her face? All he had to do was tilt up 3 inches. But instead he was careful to spray it all over her, back of the closet Christmas sweater she was gonna throw away anyways.
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Jan 15
What a bummer. It’s gonna be when those protesters in Minneapolis that are banging on drums and blowing whistles to try to keep the ice agents awake find out about noise canceling headphones.
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30 Dec 2025
Corporations must be so tired of micro influencers, trying to ruin their business because they were mildly inconvenience and didn’t get their way like a bunch of toddlers
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30 Dec 2025
Honestly I am so annoyed at Stranger Things. I mean I get it you can’t have too much happen before the big series finale but how about anything? I could recap the first episode of season five in 4 words.
-nothing happened, Will’s gay
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23 Sep 2025
Does anyone know when that rapture thing is happening today? Is it after lunch? Trying to decide if I put pants on.
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22 Sep 2025
Trump just announced that Tylenol causes autism and then could not pronounce acetaminophen. That’s where we’re at.
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17 Jul 2025
Boomer parents. Kids were raised by everyone but them. Now they are checked out spending that house money. Greatest generation
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