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22 Jun 2025
wandering around brooklyn feeling so overpoweringly grateful i cannot find the words to express it. my life has gotten so much better so quickly i can hardly believe it’s all real, i can hardly believe i’m actually here.
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22 Dec 2013
I just want to be successful thats all..
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Jun 13
clavicular is one bounced thiel check away from hopping on estrogen
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Jun 13
holy shit
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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Jun 12
sharing vapes is to the adult immune system as eating dirt is to the child’s
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Jun 11
Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.
As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.
Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.
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Jun 11
since i didn’t go out last night, the knicks decided to make a generational comeback. you are all welcome
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Jun 10
i’ll never be perfect, but neither will anyone else, so it’s all quite fine
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Jun 10
today i walked 18k steps. the toronto blue jays made a comeback and won. i had a vulnerable conversation with a friend, and was happy with my ability to enact my stated values. i finished up work at 1am.
i don’t have it all figured it out, but i think i am getting somewhere
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Jun 10
cynical women are never prepared when a REAL sensitive young man pulls up
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Jun 9
tried this (of a sort) and it basically destroyed my life don’t recommend
I feel like I never see lib man conservative woman. Do we have any good examples of this being pulled off?
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Jun 8
I like when sports statistics start getting a little bit schizophrenic
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