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Relatable. I miss those days, though. It becomes a chauffeur and cash register when they’re older.
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Jun 12
Getting a new roof and it sounds like being in a birdcage in a hailstorm
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Jun 12
By switching from horses to unicorns, police officers of Serica are able to move at speeds of up to 90 kph and turn invisible at will. As the mounts can only be ridden by virgins, however, only three officers are currently assigned to the unicorn division.
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🎵 Feel the blood on your skin
No one else can feel it for you 🎵
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Jun 11
Ever notice a “missing” floor on the elevator buttons? Due to a superstition around the “unlucky” number 13, many infrastructure designs will simply skip the 13th floor.
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France Spain Portugal Brazil to the semis
Brazil over Portugal in the final
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Huh. Interestingly, as I’m reading through Dante’s Commedia, I notice how musical it is, especially Purgatory. No doubt Virgil’s influence.
Jun 10
Virgil's Aeneid is all about music. It's all about songs. Following Pythagoras, and against Plato, Virgil is instructing in moral virtue and showing moral liability through the songs of the various characters: Aeneas, Dido, and Turnus. Music is the world, it also instructs.
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Jun 10
When I can’t find a new movie worth watching amongst a half-dozen streaming services
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Jun 8
Progress at last: this summer, Zeus has introduced three-minute hydration breaks for Sisyphus in the morning and afternoon as a welfare measure.
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Jun 8
Reading Purgatorio and the notes for Canto XXXIII mention that there was a custom that a murderer could protect themselves from vengence by eating soup over the victim's grave for nine days, thus in 13th century Florence people would stand guard over murder victim graves.
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born to bite
wants to bite
has bitten before
will bite again
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