Regional sports writer based in Stockton. Formerly of @Recordnet and @BreakingNews_RS. Married to beautiful, talented and sassy queen @AlmendraCarpizo.

Joined August 2014
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My fall plans The Delta Variant 😭😭😒😒
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Rodgers on the McAfee Show mansplaining why he’s the better No. 12 than Brady in 3…2…
We should retire the number 12 for every team in the NFL. 🐐
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Brock Purdy reinvisoining the ending to Sunday’s script.

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Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged
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The 49ers are 6-years into Shanahan-Lynch, have a below .500 record in that time, do not have a long-term franchise QB answer, and have no draft picks. F.R.A.U.D.S.
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Joey Galloway and Rick Mirer.
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Who's the first player you think of when you see this logo
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Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫢🏾3️⃣
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.@Danny_Heifetz @DannyBKelly Gotta bench one of Najee, Foreman and Bam Knight half PPR. HALP!
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So….Niners fans, how’s your morning going???
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Thomas G. Lawrence retweeted
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Who will take the top spot in the NFC West? πŸ€”
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Who is your favorite player you've ever rostered in fantasy?
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30 from Jalen πŸ™
What do you need tonight?
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Who's excited for Sunday?! RT for the chance to win two tickets to #KCvsSF 🏈 No purchase necessary. Official rules: 49rs.co/3QgcMbu
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Gordon 40 points and Herbert less than 8 😬
What do you need tonight? Put it into the universe & if your #MondayNightMiracle hits my friends @budlight will help some of you celebrate with free beer and merch. Personally my bye week & injury ravaged 14 tm lg needs Albert O to have the game of his life. #MondayNightMiracle
Hey Twitter. I gotta bench one of these gentlemen in half PPR. Who’s gotta go? @Shylon13 @cteevan1 @kstand40 @ChrisJRoemer @CoachLee101 @eric_crocker
43% Jeff Wilson Jr.
29% Devin Singletary
29% Adam Thielen
7 votes β€’ Final results
.@Danny_Heifetz @DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck Need to bench one of Devin Singletary, Jeff Wilson Jr. or Adam Thielen in half PPR. Thoughts? Leaning Singletary.
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When #MNF is down to the wire and the waiver wire targets @ringer pod push alert hits @Danny_Heifetz @DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck

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.@Danny_Heifetz @DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck Went into draft day thinking one elite RB and then zero RB unfolded without warning πŸ‘€ (12-team, half-PPR, spot 12, each team had 1 keeper)… real Glansberg RB room.
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OKAY, BUT IF VAR EXISTED IN 2002…
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When I text 🚫 it means this.

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When I text you β€œβ˜ŽοΈβ€ it means I’m dialed in.