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TP @ThomasPork

Son of a Barstool Athlete | Fool Proof New York

Joined July 2009
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TP@ThomasPork
12 Mar 2020
If the leader of corona virus doesn’t stop spreading the disease, I will blow up a Gotham-area hospital
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When your roommate has a case study presentation later today
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TP@ThomasPork
Apr 11
I was also at Quasar during Pawsa. Crowd was not going mild
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TP@ThomasPork
Apr 11
I was at dolab when it happened
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TP@ThomasPork
Apr 11
Bro I was at dolab and saw that shit happen
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Bro I hate when people subtweet. That shit lame.
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TP@ThomasPork
Mar 30
We all know how to sear a steak right?
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TP@ThomasPork
Mar 18
Some 60 year old who lives below the Mason-Dixon and is vehemently against AI, just typed in “create me a perfect bracket” into ChatGPT swearing that if it doesn’t work, he’ll never use AI again
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TP@ThomasPork
Mar 14
Ate a bunch of kimchi for dinner and I just burped in my uber and the driver (Indian) rolled down his window. #Sorry
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TP@ThomasPork
Mar 13
I’d seek out Bert Kerscher if we had a real Purge
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It’s either you Mongolian or we got beef
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Some people you take one look at and you just know they Mongolian 💯
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Anyone selling a Prosper ticket? Need to see him live 🙏😅
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TP@ThomasPork
Feb 28
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TP@ThomasPork
Feb 27
Been trying out online dating recently. So far, so good 👌
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TP@ThomasPork
Feb 26
Life has been so much better ever since I changed my default laugh emoji to this guy -> 😹
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Couldn’t catch the Pro Bowl Games last night, but got it on DVR. Excited to watch later tonight
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TP@ThomasPork
Jan 13
DIDDY FREE
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@HoopsCrave
Jan 13
Diddy is reportedly missing from prison.
Community note
Sean Combs (Diddy) is not missing. According to Bureau of Prisons records, he is serving his sentence at FCI Fort Dix in New Jersey with a projected release date of June 4, 2028. cbsnews.com/news/sean-didd… nbcnews.com/news/us-news/s…
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TP@ThomasPork
5 Dec 2025
RIP Genghis Khan. You would’ve loved Fortnite
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TP@ThomasPork
3 Dec 2025
I loved Stranger Things seasons 1 to 4 but this final season is just kind of unrealistic in my opinion
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TP@ThomasPork
3 Dec 2025
Bro I just started Stranger Things and wtf. How the hell is this shit based on a true story?
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