The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals.
That’s why Zardoz gave us the GUN!
THE GUN IS GOOD!
Dear men,
1. Masturbation weakens the penis.
2. Masturbation makes the sperm watery.
3. Masturbation makes one lose weight.
4. Masturbation causes weak erections.
5. Masturbation makes you ejaculate quickly during sex.
6. Masturbation affects sexual life and relationships.
Please avoid Masturbation!