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THORZUL @Thorzul

GO TELL IT TO SOMEONE ELSE.

Joined July 2010
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THORZUL@Thorzul
24 Apr 2018
I WANT TO EAT AT A PIZZA PARLOR THAT’S FUCKING DARK. YOU CAN’T SEE ANYBODY, AND THEY CAN’T SE YOU. STAINED GLASS LIGHTS AND HIGH-BACKED BOOTHS. PEPPERONIS THAT FILL UP WITH GREASE AND BEER BY THE PITCHER. DARK. DARK LIKE THE HULL OF A SHIP. Q*BERT AND CIGARETTE MACHINES.
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THORZUL@Thorzul
1 Sep 2017
TIM REAM SUCKS. ST. LOUIS UNIVERSITY SUCKS. ST. LOUIS SUCKS.
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THORZUL@Thorzul
22 Jan 2025
COMPLETE HORSESHIT.
Jake Schwall@jake_schwall
22 Jan 2025
That is an absolutely absurd intentional foul call lmao
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THORZUL@Thorzul
21 Jan 2025
Please come stand outside at 6:30 AM with a child on 16th and North Ave. whose bus to their MPS school doesn’t show up, then walk them home. Until you do that, keep quiet in Caledonia, and especially don’t mention City of Milwaukee tax money you do not pay into.
Prescott
@prescottbalch
21 Jan 2025
Shut them down. Permanently. Vouchers for everyone. This is beyond inept. It's criminal. Yes it's cold. It's cold every winter here. They keep demanding more tax money, complaining they are unfunded and treated poorly, yet they keep finding ways to do less work. @SenChrisLarson, go on record: is this the school system we should blindly support?
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THORZUL@Thorzul
7 Dec 2024
Trying to track down a Brendan who sent me a mystery package. deathstarecards.blogspot.com…
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THORZUL@Thorzul
29 Nov 2024
No dog in this game, but the whistle blew before anyone recovered the ball. Michaels and Herbstreit too cowardly to mention it.
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THORZUL@Thorzul
17 Nov 2024
CHOP BLOCK BETTER BE IN THE TOP FOUR AT LEAST WHEN THE CFP RANKINGS ARE RELEASED THIS WEEK. TOTALLY DESERVING.
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THORZUL@Thorzul
8 Nov 2024
Trade Me Anything XVIII is live! deathstarecards.blogspot.com…
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THORZUL@Thorzul
29 Oct 2024
Just remembering how much Steve Clark sucks. That 2021 MLS Cup final still hurts. #RCTID
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THORZUL@Thorzul
29 Oct 2024
GOD I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT RUIDIAZ. I HATE HIS FUCKING EARLY HOMINID FACE.
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THORZUL@Thorzul
29 Oct 2024
NO PENALTY! FUCK THE SOUNDERS!!!
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THORZUL@Thorzul
27 Oct 2024
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, FUCKING BITCH-ASS BEARS. FUCK BILL MURRAY AND HIS STUPID HAT.

ALT Bears Down Chicago Bears GIF
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THORZUL@Thorzul
20 Oct 2024
You look like you do. #sallow Don’t worry, I’ll give you a minute to look it up. Not everyone has a strong vocabulary.
OutlanderinLV🇺🇸
@Trustno1fxm
20 Oct 2024
Replying to @bennyjohnson
Totally. I love this so much. 😂🩷🩷
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THORZUL@Thorzul
20 Oct 2024
“Taking someone to Suplex City, defense, 15-yard penalty, automatic first down.” #GoPackGo
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THORZUL@Thorzul
13 Oct 2024
I don’t know, should the official media arm of Major League Baseball really be telling us who they think is going to win the League Championship Series in their daily email? Kind of unseemly.
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THORZUL@Thorzul
4 Oct 2024
I wish Devin Williams had punched a wall last night.
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THORZUL@Thorzul
16 Sep 2024
CAN I BAN A GIF ON MY PAGE? STUPID ASSHOLE IN AN UGLY HAT. HATEFUL PRICK, I HATE HIS STUPID FACE.
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THORZUL@Thorzul
15 Sep 2024
Wait, what?!?!?! #GoPackGo
Green Bay Packers
@packers
15 Sep 2024
We left it all out there today
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THORZUL@Thorzul
11 Sep 2024
An emasculation for all the world to see.
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THORZUL@Thorzul
7 Sep 2024
FUCK THE CUBS. FUCK THE CARDINALS. FUCK THE REDS. FUCK THE PIRATES. AND FUCK YOUR TEAM. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
Brewers Magic Number@BrewersMagicNum
6 Sep 2024
Cubs fans: “That’s all we got? One Goddamn hit?” Thanks, Yanks! To Win the NL Central - Brewers Magic Number: 12🍻 #ThisIsMyCrew
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THORZUL@Thorzul
7 Sep 2024
NO UNFOLLOWS? JESUS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?! I HAVE ONE REAL FRIEND ON HERE AND HE’S A FUCKING ABSENTEE LANDLORD. EVERYONE ELSE JUST POSTS HACKNEYED, STUPID SHIT. BORING.
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