If I ever have a threesome and the other bitch squirt imma just start pissin because why would you squirt knowing idk how to

Official trailer for ‘SHREK 5’ has been released. In theatres Summer 2027.

Aaron Tucker had been out of prison for seven days. He had less than $2 in his pocket and one shot at turning his life around, a job interview that morning. Then he saw a car flip over and catch fire from his bus window. He asked the bus driver if he was going to help. "No, but if you get out I'm going to leave," the driver replied. Tucker got out anyway. He sprinted toward the upside-down, smoke-filled car and found the 61-year-old driver covered in blood. He unbuckled the man's seatbelt and dragged him clear as the car started to catch fire. He pulled off his own dress shirt and used it to stop the man's head wound from bleeding, telling him: "You're going to be all right. Your family wants to see you. Keep your eyes open." The bus left. Tucker missed his interview. When the story got out, strangers set up a GoFundMe that raised over $50,000 in three days. He also received multiple job offers in construction. "I feel like a job can come and go, but a life is a one-time thing," Tucker said. "The job just wasn't in my mind at that time."

Twins run in y’all family?

Nah NYer’s really cross the street like the car is gonna get hurt if they get hit

You can barely even differentiate them

DON’T JOKE WITH THIS PRAYER: Dear God, Remove the fear that keeps me small and replace it with faith that reminds me I was made for more. Amen.

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Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

Me ignoring you is me being nice

What are you both doing later this evening?

The NY Knicks was turnt up to Yung Miami “Spend DAT” after winning the NBA Finals 😂🔥

The cockiest people in the United States of America just won a championship

i’m New York raised iced and praised my .99 price still alive KNICKS IN FIVE