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9 Nov 2023
Hey. New tees are up on Bandcamp!
Look at sexy Malc in his Burgundy edition.
thumpermonkey.bandcamp.com/m…
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26 Apr 2025
Listen up, chumps - @Michael_Woodman has released his new album today, so go and check it out and buy a CD, and maybe he'll shut up about it for 5 mins.
michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/…
26 Apr 2025
"Hiss of Today" is out now on Bandcamp and (cough) 'other' music streaming services.! michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/…
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11 Apr 2025
What lurks behind the orange beastie?
11 Apr 2025
Thank you to @ProgMagazineUK magazine for the luminous review of 'Hiss of Today'. Given that the physical version has only just hit the shelves, I have devised a creative solution for redacting the majority of the content. Buy the magazine for the non-orange-cat version.
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Thumpermonkey retweeted
9 Apr 2025
An occult broadcast from a parallel 1983. 'The Fantastic Voyage', if it had received a 48k ZX Spectrum game tie-in.
'No Moon, No Throne' (directed by Teddy Powell) goes online at 7.30pm on Friday. Come and hang out in the chat if you like.
youtube.com/watch?v=hrc3-Q3W…
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21 Mar 2025
Egad! A winner!
21 Mar 2025
Congratulations to @Michael_Woodman whose track Lychgate won last week's Tracks Of The Week. His debut full-length solo album, Hiss Of Today, is released through the eliever's Roast label on April 24.
You can watch the winning video here: youtu.be/-5xDPtSBBqU.
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20 Mar 2025
Vote Lychgate!
20 Mar 2025
Thanks to everyone who voted & kept my single/video Lychgate in the lead all week in the @ProgMagazineUK Track of the Week! I believe the winner will be announced tomorrow, so if you haven’t yet, please take 30 seconds to make sure Ignathox gets your vote. tinyurl.com/votelychgate
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Thumpermonkey retweeted
15 Mar 2025
News so astonishing my moustache fell off! @ProgMagazineUK has nominated 'Lychgate' as 'track of the week'. Please follow the link below and cast your vote! tinyurl.com/votelychgate
ALT Michael Woodman with a hilariously AI smoothed face wearing a purple suit and gazing at the Prog Magazine 'Track of the Week' banner, along with the text 'Vote 'Luchgate' in the prog track of the week'
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Thumpermonkey retweeted
12 Mar 2025
The video for 'Lychgate' is now online.
If it amuses you, please like, subscribe, share.
youtube.com/watch?v=-5xDPtSB…
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12 Mar 2025
Tonight, 7.45pm!
12 Mar 2025
The question on everyone's lips - who is this mysterious gentleman?
If you want to find out more, join the "Lychgate" video premiere tonight on YouTube (chat open from 7.45pm, and screening shortly thereafter).
youtube.com/watch?v=-5xDPtSB…
ALT A strange puppet with staring eyes a white handlebar moustache and a dirty monks habit, playing a gibson SG guitar in a church, illuminated by spectral blue light.
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7 Mar 2025
Join the fun on 12th march. I am informed there is a puppet show.
7 Mar 2025
The "Lychgate" video/single (feat extra guitars from @knifeworld) premieres on YouTube on the 12th of March. Come and join me in the chat with (hopefully) a bunch of other weirdos at 7.45 pm before it screens.
youtube.com/watch?v=-5xDPtSB…
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26 Feb 2025
A wee snipped from @Michael_Woodman's upcoming solo stuff, featuring added @Knifeworld
26 Feb 2025
So yeah, @Knifeworld (who you may know from a few other bands) was kind enough to add a whole bunch of guitars and psychedelic tomfoolery to the track 'Lychgate' from my upcoming album.
You can pre-order 'Hiss of Today', well....today!
michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/…
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14 Feb 2025
Mike's new solo album is up for pre-order now.
14 Feb 2025
Hiss of Today' is now available for pre-order on Bandcamp!
michaelwoodman.bandcamp.com/…
Thanks to @Knifeworld for adding this to the Believers Roast roster.
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7 Feb 2025
Play Woodman's bullshit text adventure.
Get a free single from his upcoming album featuring a guest spot from @Knifeworld.
7 Feb 2025
Complete the text adventure now public at michaelwoodman.uk to get a private early access copy of the single from my new album 'Hiss of Today', (featuring additional guitars by @Knifeworld).
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Thumpermonkey retweeted
4 Aug 2024
Hey. I'm playing a show, supporting Kugelschreiber and @apat, on Friday, September 13th, at The Old Library, New Cross. I promise to have figured out my delay pedal settings by then. Tickets at michaelwoodman.uk
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Thumpermonkey retweeted
23 May 2024
You will need a Sinclair ZX Spectrum 128K with a fully degaussed cassette deck to participate in this experiment. Alternatively, sign up at michaelwoodman.uk and you will eventually receive instructions on participating through a fully manifested orgone bioform.
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Thumpermonkey retweeted
12 May 2024
I have just signed off on the mixes for MW release no.2. It is called 'Hiss of Today'. Now I am relaxing. I hope you are, too.
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Thumpermonkey retweeted
1 Nov 2023
Hiya 👋🐴
Details coming soon...
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30 Oct 2023
The @RecordsSocks show this Saturday starring @TheDisplayTeam is still going ahead and it will be awesome, but regrettably, due to circumstances beyond our control, Thumpermonkey is no longer able to play. Refunds via @RecordsSocks bandcamp - (though why miss The Display Team?)
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Thumpermonkey retweeted
26 Oct 2023
London pals! If you were considering a quiet night in on Saturday the 28th of October, stop considering it RIGHT NOW. Consider instead a noisy night out with us, @Thumpermonkey_ and @CivilVillains at Signature Brew, Haggerston, courtesy of @PortalsLondon: shorturl.at/tRYZ3
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25 Oct 2023
This Saturday (28 Oct @ Signature Brew Haggerston) with @CivilVillains and @TheDisplayTeam for @PortalsLondon - Combining 4 new songs & 4 old men - like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters. Join us for this new riff: dice.fm/partner/portals/even…
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