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15 Sep 2021
Hurricane Nicholas avoided Houston just like Mike Fiers does every single time the Aβs play the Astros.
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Tropical storm coming towards Houstonπ¬
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When I tell you how good #TheCountOfMonteCristo TV series is, I say Ryan Pressly 2022 postseason good. Itβs perfection.
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How many tv commercials is Jeremy PeΓ±a doing? π Homie is everywhere telling me what to eat what lawyer to use and chips to eat. π
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Framber pitching on Peanuts night! Well played.
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How many times a week do you go to the gym and consider it a successful week?
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Jun 15
A tropical storm is becoming more likely to form in the Gulf this week π
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Jun 15
Hereβs how rest of AL shakes out
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Jun 15
So if this storm in the gulf turns into a named storm it will be Arthur? Great.
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Jun 15
Unification displayed between all people and walks of life from the World Cup. And then you have this disgraceful and childish clown. Joe I canβt pick a side Rogan is spineless too. Laughable people. π€‘
Jun 15
βMichelle Obama is a manβ shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellisonβs Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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