imagining someone doing an "actually its ephebophilia" thing for cucking where they're like "technically I'm a wittold; a cuckold isn't aware of his wife's infidelity, whereas I, as a wittold, am aware of it and I like it ☝️🤓"
do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright
okay so first of all "dark arts" and "necromancy" are actually really loaded terms with a lot of history behind them. i prefer to call it "biorecycling" and its actually really good for the environment