CEO, Founder, AI guy, Successful
Joined December 2021
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May 8
It's 2026 and you still don't have an AI guy?
Call Cumfield π«΅
CumfieldAI.com
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Plebs are like "look at this 1 million bill that is so ridiculous hyperinflation is horrible."
And then they're like "I sent you a million SATs UTXO on the Blockchain."
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Timothy Cumfield retweeted
@forkandcoin @ChiBTCollective
Added a new piece to the Largest collection of #bitcoin Art in Chicago!
Come join the fun and check out the amazing art π¨ π§‘ππ€π₯
youtu.be/dWlWoBL2RYQ
A π Collab - @rebelmoneyart and @flomontoya_ curated by the one and only @FractalEncrypt
Only 14 mins left on the auction of El Regalo 1/21. Head to @FractalEncrypt site (link in his bio) to bid for this time(less) artifact.
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If you don't like me during my crash outs you don't deserve me when I lock in.
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Timothy Cumfield retweeted
or you're the guy that whips out his elite @theleathermint Bitcoin encrusted orange leather wallet in front of the cute grocery store checkout gal, then swipes with a hypergay @coinbase credit card
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Have you heard of that Brad Mills guy? He failed at AI.
I'm not kidding. He failed at it. He can't do it. He's been spending millions of dollars on AI at this point and he still hasn't done shit with it.
And then he's like "I'm an AI guy".
Broooo
Now everyone thinks AI guys are scammers. I'm losing business because of this.
It's a bottom market right now and I can't stack more strategy shares.
That one guy is ruining my fucking life.
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People say I think I'm better than everyone else.
I believe them.
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Timothy Cumfield retweeted
I'm not going to a conference he's there again. At some point people have to put their foot down and put a stop to this bullshit.
I had to pay 14 800$ to mog people with my shirt and this guy can height mog me for free? Naah this is not fair. It's not even proof of work.
If I have to ally with plebs I'll do it but this guy has to be shorten.
Short coinjoined!
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Timothy Cumfield retweeted
Main investor behind @BedazzledShirts and cousin of @TimCumfield has been apprehended on charges of silk thread and rhinestone laundering after finding arbitrage loophole in Eastern Europe and Asia border customs π¨
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Timothy Cumfield retweeted
Three Years Running a Hyperbitcoinized Company: A Financial Review
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Timothy Cumfield retweeted
Most serious/ least serious bitcoin guys interaction of the year
Pure gold
Scarcer than BTC
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Stop attacking me. I didn't know. I'm receiving so many dm's. People threatening me.
I didn't know.
Broooo I didn't know I was just taking a picture with Saylor. They brought his dad I was like ok cool idc. But then people started telling me he was a notorious pedophile.
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It doesn't matter if you have good products. What you gotta do if you want to make it is glaze people up.
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She did @saifedean's meme
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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Timothy Cumfield retweeted
27 Jul 2025
If they're in a civilized society, then it's the man with the bitcoin. If it's a violent uncivilized society then they don't have guns, gold, or bitcoin, and are just indistinguishable apes flinging feces at each other.
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Timothy Cumfield retweeted
This man has the vision.
#BitcoinStandard
Jun 12
That's crazy. I saw a leatherbound of The Bitcoin Standard.
They told me @saifedean and The Saif House are selling them (without the frame). This is exactly what I would expect an author and a publishing house on a Bitcoin standard to do. Bring back craftsmanship and beauty by publishing leatherbounds.
Very impressive.
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