Can we please stop calling the lying, conspiracy-theory-spewing, seditious-riot-inciting, child sex trafficking members of congress "conservatives"?

TRUE!

Trump arrives in Tehran with $300 billion #TotalSurrender It's AI and not my work but still...

We rest our case ur Honor

🚨 Republican candidate Ryan Dewayne Jenks has been sentenced to 20 years for molesting a 12-year-old girl.

JD Vance heading to the morning shows to confirm US offered $300 BILLION to the Iranians:

All of this because Trump couldn't stand that Obama had an agreement in place. Trump's insecurities cost the lives of soldiers.

💔 LAPD killed a woman’s dog during a welfare check, all because she was yelling in her own apartment celebrating the Knicks’ Finals win. Then they just stand there over the body like it’s nothing. Absolute madness.

Sounds like Dan Bongino probably recorded the call with J.D. Vance in the Situation Room about Trump in the Epstein files. Just release the audio already you toaster oven-headed MF @dbongino

It’s a leftwing plot. It’s residual algae. It’s Obama’s fault. Get your fucking story straight. How about this one: Trump didn’t try to fix the algae problem. He just wanted to give one of his donors a $14 million dollar kickback for a tacky blue pool.

Meanwhile at the #UFCFreedom250

That’s the defeated look of a man who just completely surrendered in a war of choice that he kicked off by demanding “UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER” from Iran.

I’m just going to post this every few days rather than arguing with faceless, nameless trolls in the comments.

👀HUGE scoop from @CarolLeonnig. MS Now confirms the Trump administration has been pressuring career civil servants to “COME UP with a case against Gavin Newsom.”

Eric Trump is a liar, cheater and grifter who tried to make money by sending DM’s to Daniel Cormier asking him whether the MMA fights at the White House are rigged. 😡

He eliminated USAID, and defunded pediatric cancer research for this. He cut every worthy program so he could paint super algae-producing reflecting pools & post his name to already-named buildings- If you think this UFC spectacle didn't cost any tax payer money, you deserve to be publicly tarred & feathered.

This is not how anything works

DEAR MR. TRUMP, THANK YOU FOR APPLYING TO THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE. HOWEVER, "I STOPPED BOMING SCHOOL GIRLS" IS NOT A PEACE PRIZE QUALIFICATION. YOU DON'T QUALIFY FOR THE PRIZE IN ECONOMICS EITHER SINCE YOU'RE GIVING IRAN $300 BILLION TO OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, WHICH USED TO BE OPEN FOR FREE. FINALLY WE CAN'T OFFER YOU OUR PRIZE IN "WINNING WARS AS A DISTRACTION FROM EPSTEIN," SINCE YOU LOST THE WAR AND NO ONE WAS DISTRACTED. HOWEVER, WE PASSED YOUR APPLICATION TO THE INTERNATION COURT AT THE HAGUE, AND THEY SAID YOU ARE EXACTLY WHO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR!

Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed

So is this the kind of trash we can expect from @paramountplus (and @cbs) now?