Living under Denver Intl Airport
Joined June 2011
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9 Apr 2020
I was up on a ladder painting the gutters on my house when a young couple walked by with a stroller. The child saw me and exclaimed, “The Man. The Man is up high!” That’s right kid. I’m the Man Who’s Up High. The Man in the High Tower.
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Jun 17
It’s ok to hate Disclosure Day because it was a boring, terrible film
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Jun 17
This ten episode tv show was exponentially better than Disclosure Day 👽
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Jun 10
In 1976 homeschooler Jedediah Wellington coined the term “H - E - double hockey sticks” so him and his brothers, Jeremiah and Josiah could cuss at each other
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Jun 5
Real bumper sticker I saw :
‘Thicc dads vape for Christ’
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Jun 4
Hello there I did some cool posts the other day and maybe you didn’t see and that’s why they didn’t get much traction so I’ve been thinkin that maybe you could check em out again and you’ll probably find them quite clever and unique and you might even want to repost them becaus-
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Jun 1
“Yes I’m ok. Sheesh ! How many times are you gonna text me Mike?”
- Annie
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Jun 1
“he really *did* want to hurt me”
- Boy George in the back of an ambulance
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Jun 1
“We didn’t rock that far. We only made it to 5th and Market. I’m sorry I lied”
- Eddy Grant on his deathbed
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May 31
Each day we live *is* a miracle and ordained by the Lord God
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May 31
In their 80s hit “A Better Way”, Scritti Politti never explained what the better way was to make the girls go crazy. But, the lead singer did write an equation on a chalkboard in the music video. Need to study this more
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