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8 Oct 2024
I just turned 47
You may think my life is half over...
I feel like my life is just getting started
Here are the 47 biggest lessons I've learned so far...
1) Quit drinking Alcohol
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Tim Porter retweeted
30 Apr 2025
What is the #1 thing robbing your happiness today?
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Tim Porter retweeted
29 Apr 2025
Bison are the only mammals that turn into a storm rather than away from it
Centuries of instinct have taught them that walking into the storm will get them through it quicker.
The same concept works for you
Face the storm you are running from
It's going to catch you anyway
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Tim Porter retweeted
28 Apr 2025
Unpopular opinion - There is no shortcut
I don't care what you are working on:
• Losing weight
• Saving your marriage
• Building a side hustle
• Connecting with your kids
• Anything...
Those that tell you they have the shortcut are just selling you something
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Tim Porter retweeted
27 Apr 2025
When you know your parenting has worked:
Your college-aged kids ask you when you are going to come visit them
We had dinner with our college boys last night
So much fun
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Tim Porter retweeted
26 Apr 2025
Nothing is Guaranteed
❤️Love your family
📲Talk to your friends
😀Live your life
Right now...today!!
You never know what tomorrow will bring
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Tim Porter retweeted
25 Apr 2025
Happy Friday Everyone!!
What exciting adventures are you planning this weekend?
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24 Apr 2025
Best guitar players ever - in no particular order:
- Prince
- John Mayer
- Eric Clapton
- Billy Gibbons
- Jimmy Hendrix
- Joe Bonamassa
- Stevie Ray Vaughn
- Kenny Wayne Shepherd
Who did I miss?
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23 Apr 2025
Unpopular Opinion
Men should help around the house
-Do the dishes
-Fold the laundry
-Vacuum the house
Marriage is all about teamwork
Hold up your end
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22 Apr 2025
New to Dad Life?
Do this:
1. Put your wife and kid(s) first
2. Teach your newborn to nap (yes, teach)
3. Change Diapers
4. Ask for help when you need it
5. Love them!!
That’s all you need to be the best Dad out there
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21 Apr 2025
Greatest sleeping pill = sunlight
Greatest energy drink = salt water
Greatest mood booster = exercise
Greatest anxiety pill = walking outside
Greatest weight loss pill = high protein
Greatest recovery supplement = sleep
Greatest stress reliever = lifting weights
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20 Apr 2025
If kids are:
Rude to the waitstaff at a restaurant
...or...
Don't return the shopping cart at the store
Their parents should be slapped
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19 Apr 2025
If a cow doesn't produce milk
Is it a Milk Dud
Or an Udder failure?
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18 Apr 2025
Repeat after me:
I am not my job
It pays the bills and puts food on the table, but it doesn't define me
I am a Husband
I am a Leader
I am a Father
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17 Apr 2025
PSA to all the dads out there:
***Communicate with your kids***
Yes, talk to them
Don't ignore the other options
Once they have a phone, they will live on it
Join them in their world
Test, Snap, Facetime...
Build that channel as well
They will appreciate it
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