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22 Jul 2022
The purpose of life of an Indian is to escape India, it can either be done by leaving India physically or figuratively by shifting to a gated community. Once the Indian escapes India, India becomes the best country in the world & requires no improvement.
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So much ahead of its time. I realized it much later that the movie doesn't end after that train heist, but it's merely the start of the main plot.
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Most decent apartment complexes have way more greenery than this in ways more than one.
I've lived in a flat for 2 yrs during my graduation and I don't recommend it , becc what's the point when there's no greenery around.
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I watch cricket because I personally like it. If nobody else bothered about it, I'd still watch it because I would still like cricket.
Being a cricket fan must feel so inconsequential... Even countries that don't play football much, and one of the biggest teams in cricket, watch football more than cricket
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This is equivalent to Indian B team players playing in the ICC World Cup, naming themselves as Lakshwadeep.
The population of Curacao is approximately around 185k (190x lesser than Delhi) and they are playing the Fifa World Cup. Then there's VISHWAGURU with a GIGANTIC population of 1.47 Billion failing to qualify since the eternity.
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Timothy Clifford retweeted
"We never dream of blaming our social inadequacy as the origin of our present helplessness, for we have accepted as the creed of our nationalism that this social system has been perfected for all time to come by our ancestors." - Rabindranath Tagore
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India looks good at night when the darkness hides all the dust & trash.
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This is beautiful India but Elon's algo pushes only Indian slums and poverty
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Why does it feel that Indian football fans hate cricket more than they love football ?
Pat Cummins didn't even have 10 fans waiting for him outside the airport when he returned to Aus with the World Cup. And still cricketards have the audacity to compare their sport to football 😭
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What does this even mean ? That we are not using petrol at all ?
🚨 "I signed the final regulations to legalize the use of 100% ethanol in India," says Minister Nitin Gadkari.
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Timothy Clifford retweeted
23 Aug 2022
Middle class Indians would live in streets like these and mock Americans living in slums.
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Average guy who calls apartment complexes as chawls on Twitter.
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Timothy Clifford retweeted
24 Aug 2022
Indian middle class fighting for a small parking space for a two wheeler will then mock the worst slums in America which ironically look 10 times better than their localities.
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Timothy Clifford retweeted
16 Jan 2023
In general I've seen that Indian girls don't have much emotional connect with their fathers. I'm not only talking about the urban middle/upper class but entire population in general.
Would love to know comments from others on this especially females.
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Her husband has some heart ailment, and she can't afford it.
One of the sons got married, took a big loan for his lavish wedding, and is still unemployed. He's so useless that he can't help his family make a ration or PM healthcare card as well. He's not even an alcoholic.
17 Jul 2022
My housemaid lives with her husband & two adult sons. None of the three do any work & her husband drinks away a lot of money.
This template is far too common in lowest strata. Some middle or upper class man can't even fathom sitting idle at home while their wife works all day.
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Timothy Clifford retweeted
19 May 2023
Best living places for middle class educated Indians.
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Timothy Clifford retweeted
22 Jul 2023
Struggling poor and middle class spending amounts that hurts their pocket big time just to appear rich and ultra rich not spending money & pretending to live a simple life are both cringe and should be criticised severely.
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Hence proved all chors and black money holders are biggest libtarre crying about morality and Islamophobia u are one of treachoures pig offspring
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We have bigger issues to solve than exporting random Africans to play a fucking sport.
Australian football team features following African refugees in their team.
Toure - Liberian refugee born in Guinea
Irankunda - Burundian refugee born in Tanzania
Why can’t India sponsor African refugees like Australia? We often look at Europeans but African has some good footballers.
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Small town people cope.
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He's 15, he didn't even have much time in his life to "train". He was born with most of his skills that he has.
Jun 13
Haris Rauf must be thanking God that Vaibhav Sooryavanshi wasn't playing back when he was in the Pakistan team.
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Nobody gives a shit about that.
Do you consider Champions Trophy performances here?🥲
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