Married to Mel ❤️ Dad of 3. Fighting the demons of Mental Health everyday 💪🏻
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Fuck it. 2027, is going to be the mother of all meet ups of folk from here.
Going to search for the biggest pub garden for us all to have a laugh and a few drinks and to forget about all the shit going on in the world.
Who’s up for it???
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People with a foot fetish, when they’re flying in an airplane and hear the captain say.
We are currently flying over 30,000 feet…
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£5.50 for 650g of the freshest strawberries you can get.
Going back in a couple of weeks for more and raspberries too
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Ladies - if you’re missing that discreet delivery, it’s down on the canal towpath…
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Here me out on this.
A Wetherspoons double cheeseburger is miles better than any burger from McDonald’s.
Having a pint included in the meal helps of course!
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