Don’t be hard on yourself... Be hard inside me instead! 📸: @PeachDaddyTaco

2024 vs 26

I am at that age, if I could have someone deliver McDonald's to me every day and a case of tequila and beer every month and pay my electric and property tax and insurance I am in. Used to it, was wanting a big house, boats and hoes and new vehicle

The UFC Event is an embarrassment to the White House and America. Said by the people who supported Epstein visiting Bill Clinton in the White House 17 times. Said by the people who supported Bill Clinton getting a blowjob inside of the White House. Said by the people ok with topless men shaking their fake tits in front of kids on the White House lawn. Hey Democrats... STFU.

These faces are as clear as day, Mr. Mayor. Arrest and incarcerate all of them.

The Clintons returned ~$28k in furniture (donated 1993 for White House use) in Feb 2001 after ownership questions: • 2 sofas easy chair ottoman (~$19,900) – Steve Mittman • Kitchen table 4 chairs (~$3,650) – Lee Ficks • Sofa (~$2,843) – Brad Noe • Lamps (~$1,170) – Stuart Schiller • Needlepoint rug (~$1,000) – David Martinous They also paid gov $86k for other gifts kept. Later, 2 items returned to them. (FactCheck.org / WaPo / House report)

If MREs are good enough for our troops, why not for welfare? What if EBT was replaced with monthly MRE deliveries, 8 cases per person. No misuse. No luxury. Just food. Needs met. Problem solved!

I don’t think Billy Woods and I are related, but, dear Lord, I wish we were.

Here are 5 things our government decided to waste our hard-earned taxes on: 1. $1.5 Million for Fish on Treadmills 2. Millions Studying the Jaws Theme Song’s Effect on Shark Fear 3. $1.7 Million for a Hologram Comedy Museum with “Resurrected” Dead Comedians 4. $12 Million Federal Grant for a Massive Pickleball Complex in Las Vegas 5. Over 3.4 million spent on Hamster aggression fight studies. Now, I don’t know about you, but I think the last thing they need, is more money to waste.

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House. America, fuck yeah.

Protesters wrote “STOP MUSK” on the road today in protest of SpaceX’s IPO. Stop Elon Musk from doing what exactly? • Helping people with paralysis regain independence and working to restore vision through Neuralink? • Accelerating the world’s transition to electric vehicles, solar energy and battery storage through Tesla? • Making rockets reusable and working to make humanity multiplanetary through SpaceX? • Connecting remote communities and restoring communications during disasters through Starlink? • Building maximum truth-seeking AI through xAI? • Restoring free speech on 𝕏? Elon Musk is dedicating his companies to advancing humanity and building a better future for civilization. Who is funding these paid protests against Elon and what are they so afraid of?

Singer Shania Twain, 60, performs in Las Vegas

If Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders were each taxed at 15%, 7000 starving toddlers could eat and would not die. Why do Elizabeth and Bernie hate those children?

Europeans getting their first taste of real American freedom fries at the World Cup 😂 Size matters, boys. USA! #Murica

On this first day of his trillionaire status, I’d like to thank @elonmusk for using some of that wealth to buy @X and save free speech online. 👏🏻

Congratulations Elon Musk, on being 1st Trillionaire.

Caitlin Clark & Aliyah Boston are the first duo in WNBA history to each record a 30-point double-double in the same game.

There's been 4 total 30pts 10ast games in wnba history. Caitlin Clark has 3 out of the 4 games in only 62 games played. If you think she isn't generational your a special kind of stupid.

Are you getting this Harmeet with mail in ballots!! Start the lawsuits now for/in Colorado!!@AAGDhillon @POTUS @FBIDirectorKash @CivilRights @TheRMVoice people are already calling out the fraud!!