Joined January 2026
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“ —Croissant Cookie, head employee of the Technology Development Division! At your service! Woot! “
Account rules::
—DNI proshippers
—I avoid NSFW
—don’t start political convos please (although you may find me making a joke or two related to political figures)
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//I’m not gonna be on Twitter much at all for a couple months or more
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Really, Timekeeper cookie?!
Jun 3
🚨 Timekeeper Cookie received backlash for refusing to pay straight employees in Time Balance Department (TBD) during pride month.
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Croissant Cookie retweeted
Check comments for the rest everyone needs to block @BLUEBERRYIC_08
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RT @bubblysodas5: 🥂/ hey oomfs sorry not to ruin y’all’s day but if able please block this account they have said the r slur publicly and m…
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(PLEASE DONT ATTACK ME FOR MAKING THIS POST IF THERES ACTUALLY SOME OTHER REALLY TERRIBLE THING THEY’VE DONE THAT I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT)
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May 31
Someone recommended someone named Carmen as a therapist, they described her pretty oddly, but what’s the worst that could happen?
May 31
I’m gonna start going to therapy genuinely
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May 31
Wait. What do you mean neither of those are war or an infamous tragedy
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May 31
Please don’t vote 1889 France
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//and It's done!
//I've seen everyoomf doing this, first 6 comments will be put.
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May 30
yeahh, it's not a great play. OH. Someone just got shot! 0-0
May 30
Man we’re really high up here, the reviews were right the Presidential seats are the best, wish I could say the same about the play, dohohoho
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May 30
Wait a second…
THIS SHIP’S GONNA CRASH ANY SECON-
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Well, for 1912, the tickets costed averagely. But yeah! This is fun, I’m actually glad I took a day off after all that chaos.
May 30
Man this cruise is awesome, thank goodness the tickets were so cheap for maiden voyage of a British luxury passenger liner on April 14, 1912
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May 29
// I remember introducing the third floor as the floor where it’d always be destroyed or some shenanigan would happen and I can’t remember when it became the backrooms, regardless it’s my favorite inside joke of the community
May 29
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May 29
stupid thing I dreamed about
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May 29
I just destroyed an entire room to get rid of the whitenight and it’s still there
I might need to use the time rift gun to get rid of it..
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