Joined January 2022
117 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
3 Jul 2025
8 Billion people have experienced today in a different way 😪💔
2
6
124
“Pior copa da história” “Copa num país que chama o futebol de soccer” Os primeiros 4 dias da Copa:

60
4,999
47,652
425,863
Timfon retweeted
When you go to a restaurant without checking the prices, and Messi comes in and nobody turns around:
196
3,082
36,930
443,087
Timfon retweeted
Oh that's a 14 year old alright
483
10,141
316,775
4,526,952
Timfon retweeted
That nigga going back
Chris Paul never got back. Reggie Miller never got back. Allen Iverson never got back. James Harden never got back. Russell Westbrook never got back. Wemby might never get back.
111
2,077
39,095
2,517,020
Timfon retweeted
The fellas will always be there for you
246
7,702
144,029
1,644,128
Timfon retweeted
One filter can change everything
286
2,031
65,637
2,190,601
Timfon retweeted
Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier
الاعب البرازيلي. حبيبته
531
22,058
462,868
16,621,344
Timfon retweeted
This is the most entertaining World Cup ever man 😭😭😭
929
9,882
144,392
4,937,650
Timfon retweeted
à chaque touché de balle de seko fofana un enfant abandonne le football pour devenir acteur porno
418
5,099
65,061
1,293,072
Timfon retweeted
I’m stuck on Spanish and Portuguese Twitter and I can’t stop laughing man 😭
Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?
58
3,191
71,294
1,676,925
Timfon retweeted
Germany when they were trying to be nice but then Curacao equalized:

321
5,987
72,878
658,780
Timfon retweeted
Are these Australian players that huge or is that mf just too short??? 😭😭😭
295
2,314
100,274
2,575,030
Timfon retweeted
Quando a Alemanha ganha de 7 a 1, mas vc é o admin do FC Bayern Brasil 🫠
451
12,229
310,334
4,104,191
Timfon retweeted
Hate how he was labeled a diver when the only way to stop him was to take him down

Reducing Neymar to a diver is one of football’s most disrespectful narratives.
89
978
12,477
2,205,325
Timfon retweeted
Jun 14
269
15,743
507,456
3,579,600
Timfon retweeted
Jun 14
tomara que levem o raphinha pra estudo do primeiro jumento que conseguiu aprender a falar
🇺🇸🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Una VIDENTE advierte que el próximo 24 de Junio, mientras se esté jugando el partido entre Brasil y Escocia, HABRA UNA INVASIÓN EXTRATERRESTRE, y MILLONES de personas serán ABDUCIDAS.
277
8,841
76,006
1,475,744
Timfon retweeted
Gamestop looked me right in my face and told me my PS3 was worth $18
939
7,811
178,946
5,646,006
553
14,792
187,662
1,779,763
Timfon retweeted
Jun 14
😭😭😭😭😭
Jun 14
I just watched a video of a man smacking an ostrich that tried to attack him 😭😭😭😭
1,022
13,734
102,361
3,202,562
Timfon retweeted
Jun 14
brentford chairman seeing brazil reduce igor thiago market value
374
5,495
62,969
908,697