Kalani is the Poly Lavell; I want to be the Palangi Kalani. Dad. Husband. Educator. Runner. BYU & Wharton. Preferred Twitter Walk on. Child of God—as are you 💖

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WOW, Jody! You are so right! Thanks for sharing. I hadn’t seen this. AMAZING!
This rendition of the national anthem was SOOOO GOOOD!!!!! The singers, the crowd, Tom Cruise singing along, the players, the little boy's smile, the flags and costumes, all the red, white and blue. Everything is awesome.
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I know this was expected, but Crap! Crap! Crap! In KY, I believe! Help, though, my unbelief, KY!
NEWS: Luigi Suigo has withdrawn from the NBA Draft and committed to Villanova, Sigma Sports and Excel Sports tell DraftExpress. The 7'4, 289-pound 19-year-old will be a physical outlier in the Big East who can pass, space the floor, protect the rim, and finish effectively.
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As Cougar faithful know, last week was the elite camp for BYU football, so naturally my grandson Freddy, recruiting class of 2033, participated and received attention from both the Bear and Coach Kalani. I will neither confirm nor deny a scholarship offer or an NIL deal.
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Timothy Marion Mitchell—Eschewing forms of be, passive-voice constructions and sentence-ending prepositions while embracing em and en dashes and Oxford commas since 1983–and prideful and petty about it (and ignorant of the labels en dash and em dash until 2026–and proud of it).
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I love this guy! 197.1k followers, and he follows no one. To answer his question: 4–spicy jalapeno, chipotle, garlic, and original.
USA. A supermarket. I went to buy one bottle of the white sauce this nation pours on everything. I found a WALL. Ranch. Spicy ranch. Chipotle ranch. Avocado ranch. Bacon ranch. LIGHT ranch, for the disciplined. There was a ranch labeled "secret recipe" that printed its ingredients on the back, which is not how secrets work, and I respect the audacity. In Japan, a sauce knows its place. One dish, one purpose, centuries of refinement. Here I stood before forty bottles of the same white dynasty, each claiming the bloodline. I asked a passing employee: which is the true heir? He looked at the wall. He looked at me. "It's all just ranch, dude." It is NOT all just ranch. That is exactly what a branch family would say. I bought the original. The founding house. One honors the main line — this is not negotiable. I also bought the chipotle. We meet at lunch. Privately. The original does not know. A man may serve one lord and still admire the ambition of the younger branch. This is recorded in many histories, and I will not be judged by a nation with forty sauces in its door. At the register, the cashier saw my two bottles and said the most American sentence I have yet heard: "Smart. You got your everyday ranch and your fancy ranch." EVERYDAY RANCH AND FANCY RANCH. She understood the entire feudal structure instantly. This country runs deeper than it pretends. A man does not betray the main house in daylight. Lunch is at noon, with the curtains drawn. A man does not ask the dynasty to be one bottle. He only becomes loyal to more of them. So tell me, America, and be honest with me: how many ranches live in your door right now? Count them. Then tell me again who the samurai is.
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Starting to pick up steam!
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I remember when my basketball team competed in a tournament in San Diego. We beat their numbers 1, 3, and 4 ranked teams. NFL hall of famer Marcus Allen played for #4. Anyway, I’d love to help JT and his boys the way our boosters helped us.
When I was a kid from West Valley City, we had a few businesses help my basketball team get to a tournament in Boston. It was an experience I’ll never forget. Today’s #5DollarFriday is to help @For3JT do the same for kids who have very difficult circumstances. Let’s give these young men a chance to live a dream and travel to South Carolina to compete. 🙏 Venmo: @devpayne
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This is true doctrine.
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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First Team All-American for the National Champ 🙂‍↕️
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Ben and I were BYU freshmen together back in the day. If there was a national championship for being an all-around great dude, he’d win that too. What an incredible performance tonight to cement himself as an all-time BYU track legend.
BEN BARTON IS THE DECATHLON NATIONAL. CHAMPION.
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DAWG.
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🇪🇸 🇪🇸¡VIVA ESPAÑA!🇪🇸🇪🇸 —but don’t get it twisted—I’m not in Utah. 😉
Starting today, it’ll be very clear where guys in Utah served their missions.
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CARTER ADVANCES TO THE 1500M FINALS AND SETS A NEW SCHOOL RECORD WITH 3:35.95 IN EUGENE 😤 📺: ESPN2
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Very cool! Now following. Will you be staying in SG?
🚨 I decided to go all in on a startup! 🚨 I’m joining repstraining.com as the Chief Revenue Officer. I’d love a follow @repstrainingapp if you have a second! 🙏 CJ Wilcox, former Pleasant Grove ⭐️ & NBA player is the CEO & we’re building something special to drastically improve personal training of youth athletes.
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Next stop for the women: Eugene, OR 🙂‍↕️
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The largest amphibious invasion in human history began in the dark. At dawn on June 6, 1944, nearly 7,000 vessels carrying 160,000 Allied troops closed in on the beaches of Normandy. Through courage and sacrifice, they secured a foothold in Nazi-occupied France and began the liberation of Western Europe. Today, we honor the heroes of D-Day.
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If you’re looking for something to do tonight, come on out to the Box Elder County fairgrounds in Tremont and check out Trash Car! It’s the first race of our 11th season! Gates are open now and races start at 7 PM! It’s wild, loud fun for the whole family!
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