I'm Tinker Burns. I'm a Border Terrier and I have a rad time bombing about making mischief. I come from Norfolk where I live with 3 chickens and @MrFergusBurns

Joined September 2014
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Yeaaaaahhhhh me and M time!!! Weeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Ummmm, hi guys 👋🏻 It’s been a while 😬
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Check us out. River dogs! I’m not feeling as sure as I look. Ferg loved it though. Very chilled!
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This 🥲 and also to @BarneyBT and @Barnetta_BT ‘s mum who did it all for us. We’re having a reminiscing sort’ve day (well, actually I’m asleep downstairs... but let’s not split hairs!)
*puts impawtant hat on* AHEM! ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!! *taps mic* So M stumbled upon my donation page for my bionic operation in 2018 &, well, honestly pals it’s made her cry a little 🙄. You lot REALLY ARE the best you know?! It’s so humbling what you all did. We shan’t forget. 🥲
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Hello everyfur. We’ve been away from Twitter a LONG time (@MrFergusBurns and I). Sorry about that. Life just sort’ve happened. Did we miss anything? Lovely to see you all again. x
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We have unanimously decided that ‘Matt with the blue and tan border terrier’ will obviously win GBBO. Obviously. #GBBO
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He’s called HAMISH. I mean, he’s got taste.
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The BT, not the man. Obvs. Grief.
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We are helping mum potty training little sis this week. Mum says it’s the hardest thing she’s ever done in her life and feels pathetic for finding it so hard!!! Apparently she’s doing well but if wee everywhere is good then we dread what bad looks like!!
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2/2 we help by sniffing everything and following mum and little sis around very closely. Generally getting in the way. Oh and adding our terrier glitter to the damp carpets around the house. You’re welcome mum.
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M doing a live streamed quiz for her church YouTube channel a week Friday. It has become elaborate and far too complicated and her standards are way too high. I predict car crash. She does too. Apparently I am to feature though!! *important ears*
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Unless they see a squirrel.
To all dog lovers: no matter where life takes you, your dog will always be there for you. Quote: #DionLeonard #FindingGobi #book #bookstagram #dogs #adoptdontshop #amreading #nonfictionbooks #bestfriends #mansbestfriend
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This one needs to be careful or I might start to like her 🥰
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Glad to see that Andy Murray’s borders are just as annoying as us common border terriers. Doing their bit. It’s good to see. M particularly liked it when Rusty ran out the doors and Andy shouted him in only to be ignored. Good stuff Rusty #resurfacing
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Everyday: M throws a piece of cheese for me and I catch it with grace and beauty. M throws a piece of cheese for Ferg, he lunges, it bounces off his nose and rolls under the dishwasher. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Today we ran 7 miles off lead along with everybody on bikes! M was very proud. We only barked a bit too!! WOOP!!
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Regardless of how you voted or what you think, you can’t deny that Dilyn is a little star! What a cute little chap! 😍
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Helping littlest sis with her colouring ☺️😍
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Could be hotter. Not gonna lie. *unimpressed ears*
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It has happened. We are apparently very beautiful and velvety and cuddly and (whispers) more trim (Ferg) than M thought we were or could be. Pffftttt!
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