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Quantum computing
is anything coming after artificial intelligence
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Source - Tomato sauce
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True but we need education that works for community not for companies Dr
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Scoring two own goals
What’s the quickest way to spot someone who just got paid?
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Been saying, Sundowns never stood a chance against this coordinated corruption
There was no way you could have won the league this season @Masandawana I actually have massive respect for you because it took corruption and boardroom shenanigans to stop you. On the field no PSL team matches you.
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Album Review for Maid of Honor by Drake Ok, this album is essentially what I referred to earlier in my tweets as the “Hookah lounge album”. “Southside, the fuck are you talking about?” Lemme explain. So if you remember the album “Honestly, Nevermind” that album was very dancehall, pop centric, and R&B-ish type music right? (With the exception of that one track with 21 Savage, which was actually kinda dope) Essentially, take what didn’t make that album and that’s what you have here. The album actually starts out with some catchy breakdance music that gets you up and moving and it goes into the best song on the project Road Trips. It continues the same sound of the synths, keys and cadence while balancing some more melodic lyrics as well. After that, it’s just a straight free fall down a fucking cliff. Stunna Sandy provides a somewhat decent feature and then Cheetah Print comes on. And it’s such a good song, until you get Sexyy Red basically rapping the fucking CHA-CHA SLIDE!!!!!! Once you power through that, the album essentially becomes Deandre Ayton, just useless. You’ve got your UK flavor, the dancehall that really doesn’t fit, and the pop records that feel hollow as fuck. And lyrically, I know for a fact most of these lyrics came from ChatGPT. Honestly, because this nigga can only sing in one key and can’t hit any other fucking notes, his melodic voice feels overly repetitive. Not gone hold you, there was potential here and it definitely got wasted because half the album just felt like shit we’ve already heard before. This particular album had too many things going on at once and it didn’t really have a clear direction from a production standpoint which is unfortunate because the first two tracks had promise. As it stands right now this might be the weakest of the bunch. Final Score: Wale’s self esteem/10
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Today, I held a telephone conversation with Her Excellency Bianca Odumegwu-Ojukwu, the newly appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs of Nigeria. I congratulated her on her appointment and reaffirmed the longstanding cordial relations between our countries. We agreed to further solidify our bilateral ties and deepen cooperation across all areas, including people-to-people relations. Additionally, we reflected on the challenges posed by irregular migration and committed to working to address the root causes, find common and sustainable solutions to this shared concern.
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No vulgar, No disrespect just positive vibes 🤌🏽
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They think we don’t understand banter - what a distasteful video by an official club platform
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I don’t understand why Pirates fans are acting like we are now angry because of “banter”, the 1st video they made of us coming back from Turkey last season was funny, the 2nd video of Matlou walking around in the airport was even more funnier and we laughed
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Dear @KaizerChiefs management, please service this bus. we gonna need it at the end of the season
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The “shift” simply means the casual listener is shifting towards artist who represent the art form first Vs those who put consumerism & their pockets first Please stop wit the semantics and shit all you niggas look dumb
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Starlink considering R2-billion investment in South Africa In a potential workaround of South Africa’s Black-empowerment rules to gain an operating license, Starlink may invest about 2 billion rand in the country. mybroadband.co.za/news/inter…
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Here’s What’s New in tvOS 26… #WWDC25
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Everything new in watchOS 26 #WWDC25
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Everything new in iOS 26 #WWDC25
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🟢 Spaza Shop Support Programme – Apply for Assistance Up to R100 000 🟢 The Government of South Africa, through its commitment to township and informal economy development, invites spaza shop owners to apply for financial and non-financial support of up to R100 000. Support includes: ✔️ Funding for stock ✔️ Infrastructure upgrades (e.g., fridges and shelving) ✔️ Business training and digital tools This initiative aims to empower local entrepreneurs, enhance sustainability, and promote inclusive economic participation. 📌 Apply today at: zurl.co/BPmql Let’s grow your business, build communities, and strengthen our economy. #SupportSmallBusiness | #SpazaShopFund | #EconomicEmpowerment | #GovZAUpdates
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Redefloyd! 🤭
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