Aiming for the spotlight while avoiding the sunlight • actor/comedian
Joined January 2017
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3 Jul 2025
Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck
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Feeling like I’ve lost my marbles
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Jun 11
Facebook just reminded me that in 2013 I was in school carrying around a binder with this quote that I incorrectly attributed to @LaurenLopez1 on it. And posted about it on Facebook for some reason
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Jun 8
Actually really happy for you (😒)
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Jun 6
There is one gambling website ad that is just a picture of Jon Hamm for 15 seconds and nothing else
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Jun 5
Is this real DO NOT get my hopes up
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Jun 5
hey what
Scientists have used yeast found on a 5,300-year-old mummy to bake "very good" sourdough bread
The yeast was recovered from Ötzi the Iceman, and they believe it could be used to make beer next
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Jun 2
The dinner I worked really hard on decided to leap out of the fridge last night
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Jun 1
I often think about how Corbett (rip my angel) from #supernatural is also Hot Frosty. It’s more often on my mind than not.
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