Twitch Partner | Former firefighter / EMT | business: toastfps@gmail.com

Joined July 2011
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Never ever? Take Off Your Pants And Jacket (25 year anniversary edition) featuring 6 boner tracks. Out tomorrow.
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Buy a dash cam. Got hit on Monday by a lady driving a Mercedes, sent the video their insurance and they’re taking responsibility. $120 investment just saved me / my insurance over $20,000.
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LASO boutta be different
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Endless. Replayability. #HaloCE features a staggering 42 new and returning skulls, the most ever in a Halo game, to remix the way you play over, and over, and over.
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holy shit guys this just in, exercise is good for you. Go move your body.
A study has found that weightlifting for just two hours a week is linked to a lower risk of early death The research also found the biggest benefits were among people who combined weight training with activities like running
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Gonna need a dog version i guess
Dog accidentally sh—ts woman at Nebraska convenience store.
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Am I wrong for not giving a fuck that cheaters are losing their hardware?
This company installed malware on user's computers, so that they could literally brick the hardware of people who cheat in their video games. And they proudly display the hardware that they destroyed by their malicious software. Now imagine what they could do if you had an opinion that they don't like.
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Spent the last week in Utah. I yearn for the mountains
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Is it possible to have negative penis?
Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.
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Why are they not just banning view botters 😂
A note on our work to combat viewbotting, from CEO Dan Clancy: There’s been a lot of discussion recently about viewbotting on Twitch, and I wanted to share an update on our enforcement efforts. Viewbotting is bad for our business. We don't benefit from it, and we believe it harms the creator ecosystem overall. However, effectively combatting viewbotting is challenging. As we deploy updates to our real-time detection algorithms, viewbotting companies quickly respond with updates to avoid detection. Also, our detection systems must be precise to ensure that legitimate viewers are appropriately counted. Today, we’re introducing a new enforcement type that we plan to roll out over the next few weeks. For channels identified as persistently viewbotting, we will apply a cap to the streamer’s CCV for a fixed period of time, on all of the Twitch surfaces. The cap will be based upon historical data regarding that creator’s non-viewbotted traffic. Repeated violations will result in longer penalties. Streamers will be notified when an enforcement is applied, along with the duration of the penalty, and can appeal through the appeals portal. While streamers will be notified, we will not make a follow-on announcement when we begin issuing these enforcements, and will not publicly share details about when and where these enforcements are applied. Unfortunately, providing details simply makes it easier for companies to work around our interventions. We believe this approach will help us make meaningful progress against viewbotting. We will continue refining our systems and expand when we apply these enforcements over time. - Dan Clancy
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I usually hate designer logos on guns.. but our team crushed this one
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give me it
Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred | Reviews 9.5 - GamingTrend 9 - CGM 9 - PC Gamer 9 - Game Rant 8.5 - Forbes 8.5 - DayOne 8.5 - Destructoid 8.5 - Game Informer 8 - IGN 8 - TGM 8 - Metro 8 - VG247 8 - JeuxVideo 8 - TheGamer 8 - PCGamesN 7 - ComicBook 6.5 - ZTGD MC: 82 OC: 83
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Shut the company down
Apr 16
Perdue is launching limited-edition 6 7 chicken nuggets
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ToastFPS retweeted
This is the shot you can’t get from the press site. This camera was sitting a few football fields from the SLS rocket at Pad 39B for days before launch, baking in the Florida sun, surviving rain, humidity, and whatever else the Cape threw at it. No photographer behind the viewfinder. Just a camera, a sound trigger, and a bet. The way pad remotes work: you set your camera up days in advance, dial in your composition, lock everything down, and walk away. You don’t touch it again until after the launch. The shutter fires on sound activation with a @MiopsTrigger smart trigger. With SLS, the four RS-25 engines ignite six seconds before the solid rocket boosters, so the camera is already firing before the vehicle even leaves the pad. You get home, pull the card, and find out if you nailed it or if a bird landed on your lens two days ago and left your a present and you got 400 photos of soemthing crappy. There’s no formula for protecting your gear this close. Some photographers build wooden boxes with doors that pop open. Some use plastic bags and tape. Some do plastic or metal barn door rigs on hinges. I tend to leave mine open just in plastic rain covers because boxes limit my composition and setup time, but that means your cameras are more exposed to the elements and whatever energy and debris comes off the pad. You’re basically gambling a camera body every time you set one. That’s what I love about this genre. There’s no playbook. You make it up as you go. Every time is an adventure. 📸 credit: me for @SuperclusterHQ - Artemis II pad remote | ~1,000 ft from Pad 39B | Kennedy Space Center
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ToastFPS retweeted
Artemis ii
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Let’s watch this Artemis II launch! Donut in hand Twitch.tv/toastfps
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You held the line, now get ready to lock the fuck in. See you on June 7 at 10am PT for the Worldwide Reveal of Gears of War: E-Day xbx.social/6015QxVyW
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