Half of my discussions with my wife now revolve around whether or not they received the two-factor authorization code. If so, "what is it?" And can they "repeat it a little louder."

Mr @SHAQ needs to start a school program where all pro Athletes and Entertainers go through to learn Human Resources and Public Relations A @SHAQ Degree to learn how to engage with their fanbase

This week, I spoke with @neiltyson about his new book, "Take Me to Your Leader," a fun read about everything you should consider if (or when!) you come in contact with an alien. Check it out @Upworthy. upworthy.com/neil-degrasse-t…

Yesterday, I had one of the major highlights of my 49 years as an Earthling: I got to interview @neiltyson about his new book, "Take Me to Your Leader," a fun read about things you should consider if (or when!) aliens make contact. Story out tomorrow on @Upworthy.

Wow! It was 14 years ago yesterday that the @brianwhitman podcast was burning up the iTunes charts. Here's a throwback to Whitman, Norton, and me having a post-show conversation about our attempts to set Brian up on a Craigslist date.

Stoked to see this dude tomorrow night in Hollywood. Never thought I'd get to see a Beastie live again, let alone one dropping new music. #BeastieBoys #MikeD

If you're choosing the next #CaliforniaGovernor based on name alone, this election has a deep roster of talent. Current power rankings: 1. David Zickelfoose (R) 2. Livingforgodandcountry Demott (I) 3. Barack D. Obama Shaw (D) 4. Thunder Parley (D) 5. Erin 'Zez' Zezulak (D)

It's a friday once again! ❤️

#SNLUK was a little uneven, like SNL has always been, that's the fun of it. But Heather Wake @Upworthy did a nice job pointing out the show's clear highlight, Jack Shep's Diana impression. upworthy.com/comedian-jack-s…

Every year for over twenty years (until last year) a majority of people have said that crime is worse than it was a year ago. This while crime has been steadily falling (until the 2020-22 spike). People are awful at judging how bad crime is.

My band Sneaker Phone just dropped its first single, "Revolution No. 5," a journey through the mind of someone with undiagnosed ADHD trying to get to work on time. open.spotify.com/album/3oSli…

On this day in 1983, a day where every American knows where they were. Buckwheat was shot. 😂

This week's episode of "PR 360" is out of this world.

Your RX for today is… Watching The Wheels (demo) by John Lennon This demo version destroys Paul McCartneys entire catalog all by itself. The other day you guys voted for Paul’s solo stuff over John’s. I guess you prefer skittle ee bomp scoobedy duh over incredible introspection and honesty. You prefer C Moon over a man baring his soul. Letting the entire world in on his inner thoughts and dreams. Even his shortcomings as a person. You’ve all lost your minds. And, I am aware it’s not a competition. I love them both. I am attempting to inspire conversation. It’s social media

Stoked to learn that @SFGate used my podcast "LA's Own Marineland" as source material for a recent story on the park's history. The point of the show was to document the park's history for posterity, and it worked. sfgate.com/la/article/califo…

I recommend seeing the Baz Luhrman Elvis concert movie in IMAX while you can.

Fare thee well, Bobby. #BobWeir

Totally shocked and taken aback by the death of Bob Weir. Really hard to know what to say right now. Just an absolute giant of American music.

Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.