Just another chump in the city.
Joined May 2013
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12 Nov 2015
For my twelfth tweet, I tenderly entreat you to eat your vegetables. Toddfather needs you to live, babies!
12 Oct 2015
I am eleven tweets into the void! Please get over to my mansion and help me grade these last five papers! Aggghhhh!
10 Oct 2015
This is my tenth tweet! Sweet! Have I ought of note to promote? No...so...how about Calvin? "I am SIGNIFICANT...screamed the dust speck."
26 Mar 2015
dangit i want to eat ice cream with no repercussions save the chocolatey exhalations of my contented gutler! p.s. freebenandjerry
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26 Mar 2015
i am such a noob at twitter. how to become a koresh-like figure on this site? hello? where my svengalis at?
25 Mar 2015
Chickenfries. It has come to that. Future historians will gag at our horrific taste. #ballsdeepinabsurdity
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24 Mar 2015
the shit that is trending depresses me. it should be weirder/vaster/more plastic, yes?
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22 May 2013
For my second tweet, I will announce to the world my new career as a man of leisure. History will forget me, but I'll be too relaxed to care
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