Motorcycle rider, former military, regular schlub. Just a guy who wants to leave the world in a better state than he found it. Classic food aficionado.
Joined March 2020
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20 Jun 2024
Hey everyone (like all 7 of you) This app used to be fun, but now it's basically 4Chan Lite. I'm bouncing in a couple of days, it's all just stupid shit anyway for the most part. It really isn't enriching my life so what's the point? I'll miss those of you who were cool.
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16 Jun 2024
I made the kids sandwiches, but they're going to the pool later.
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13 Jun 2024
I know it's bad form to repost your own stuff, but I had to share the absolute banger of a bonus system Intermountain offers. Who could say no?
13 Jun 2024
@Intermountain You mean to tell me that if I work there for half my life, you will give me TWO HUNDRED dollars? That's almost enough to cover a single bill! Over 55 years (if I don't spend any) I can amass a 1175 dollar FORTUNE! If this is accurate, you should be ashamed.
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11 Jun 2024
It may not be as popular now, but my dogs are still super into Redbox.
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11 Jun 2024
Did you know the Big Bang Theory was conceptualized and published by a priest? Science destroys religion even when it's religion doing the science.
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10 Jun 2024
Cybertruck fans, take note. I don't hate Elon or electric vehicles...what DOES bother me is people posting 3 cases of water in the back and tagging it #trucklife or something. Also, if you like old trucks or old commercials, give this a watch.
youtu.be/SLysG4r6ZB8?si=pxUE…
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9 Jun 2024
Christians really don't trust God, do they? All day I see "God wants this" or "God doesn't like that!" How fucking vain of you to presume the mind and will of a god. The very God you constantly say has a plan and is in control, yet you don't trust him enough to let him handle it.
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5 Jun 2024
You have served valiantly, toothpaste tube, you have earned your rest
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3 Jun 2024
This is my favorite kind of crazy. Keep in mind the thing I have purportedly stolen is the meaning of a word.
3 Jun 2024
Yeah… you are telling people to go look for something you don’t believe in. They had a concept, you stole it, you applied it to the situation, and now you own their land. Congratulations.
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1 Jun 2024
Just got out of Furiosa. It was fucking great, you should go watch it.
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29 May 2024
Being middle age to me is getting annoyed the shower sprayer is on the wrong setting when I'm the only one who uses that shower.
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21 May 2024
I was trying to come up with the most non menacing yet menacing sounding store name. My only solid contender is
Gutter & Shutter
Any ideas for mundane yet menacing sounding stores?
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20 May 2024
Barring spills and mud etc. How many times can you wear jeans before you consider them too dirty to wear again? Please share for wider range of answers.
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18 May 2024
Behold, everything bagel Ramen! Thats the dumpster behind me if you would like my professional opinion of it .
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16 May 2024
If you're right brained you will see an octopus, if you're left brained you will see a koala.
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15 May 2024
"Jesus died for your sins!" let's say he did, that every word of it is 100% true. Jesus is the son of God in heaven and he knew it. So even if he died, all he did was take a 3 day weekend in HEAVEN with his DAD. Taking a long weekend in Paradise with your family
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15 May 2024
is not the sacrifice you seem to think it is. The whole basis of the religion is that this guy "died" for you, but death means NOTHING to an all powerful being. People will say he was human on earth, but that's BS too, normal humans can't perform miracles.
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