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NFL insider Wal-Mart of Wisconsin leaks Rodgers’ decision before his official announcement. #aaronrodgers #newyorkjets #greenbaypackers #bye12 #walmart4thewin #patmcafee
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Mark Davis says he’s doing fantastic. #markdavis #raiders #joshmcdaniels #besthairstyles #kissofdeath
Darryl Sutter, the real OG. Tough Hockey Brutal Honesty. The real sh!t @calgaryflames @NHL @barstoolsports #darrylsutter @suttertweets @BR_OpenIce @timandfriends @worldhockeyrpt @NHLFlames @NHLFlamesTalk
Rams marketing team just blew it with their new buzz-word, ‘RAMPEDE.’ A) It’s stupid. B) It sounds like ‘Ram peed.’ #Rams #LARams #Rampede #rampeed #TheRock #stupidbowlchamps #mattstafford #queenelizabeth #sofistadium #bringbackrammin
Taylor Hawkins was literally the closest thing we had to a real-life Animal! #TaylorHawkins #FooFighters
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Uhhh, Nope! F’n Google…brought to you by Michael Bay.
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Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.
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When that dinger is headed straight for the sun x.com/Young_Ladwig23/status/…

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"This is one of the great recovery plays you'll ever see." Another look at Giannis' clutch block late in the @Bucks win.. series continues Saturday at 9pm/et on ABC. #ThatsGame #NBAFinals
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Every month I vow to cancel my subscription to Audible. Thanks to @SethRogen's 'Yearbook,' I'm genuinely happy I forgot to cancel this time.
I wonder how many parents with less-than-perfect eyesight will take their kids to the new Minion movie? #theresortmovie #Minions
America: where you’re either outraged, or outraged at the outrage.
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My DMV speaks ALL THREE languages. #polyglotpride #¿hablaforeign?
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Week 2 of the Kolossal #KirbyBuckets Event is double the Warped-edness!! #Fact
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Three cheers for #KirbyBuckets! The series has been picked up for season 3. 👏👏👏
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“If you want to question my play calling… I’m not questioning it.” - Mike 'NY Bozo' McCarthy. @jimrome
Tonight on KIRBY BUCKETS: Kirby, Fish & Eli try to make it 52-consecutive Fridays of fun & mayhem! @jb_mixmatch
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