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Token Geezer @Token_Geezer

I'm just a minor threat

Joined March 2012
  • Tweets 40,188
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  • Followers 12,417
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Token Geezer@Token_Geezer
2 Aug 2012
There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect
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There’s no drunk like a Sunday drunk
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I only drink beer on public transport to stop people sitting next to me
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Sorry but if God existed he would never allow Christian Rock
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You’d get a lot more takers if you opened up a go fuck yourself page
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Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers
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Fuck man, I’ve been having an energy crisis for about 10 years..
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Never place your trust in people who can breathe
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The Evolving Arm@leftarmisme
26 Oct 2021
Google maps: You've arrived. Me: *fluffs hair* I know! Right?
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The only people who hate each other more than the left and the right are the left and the left
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L(assitude)@lmwortho
2 Jan 2022
Don’t ask me what I think because I’ll tell you.
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If only sense was simple and common
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CatasTrophy@TrophyCatas
6 Nov 2021
My favorite thing about twitter is that I was accused of mansplaining here when I was a cartoon 😂
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There’s no better place to make your case against the evils of social media than on social media..
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Jules@julesbrazz
1 Dec 2021
Women don’t have half of their faces covered with a beard and that’s why we need filters
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Does being great at mediocre count?
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Talk is cheap.. But not talking is much cheaper
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Fuck aspiring to greatness. Being better than your sibling will do
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If your child doesn’t grow up and one day tell you to “Fuck off”, you’ve failed as a parent.
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Tony P.@Tbone7219
12 Jun 2021
If your drug dealer is on time you’re going to jail.
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