Comedian/comedy writer who writes and performs clean comedy at many venues.
Joined April 2009
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18 Apr 2020
26 Ways To Improve Your Tweets And Grow Your Following by @jspector in @ftinterested link.medium.com/HHZJBaqTA5
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2 Sep 2019
Today is the 50th anniversary of the debut of the ATM and coincidentally it's the 51st anniversary of me having no savings.
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7 Jul 2019
Weather forecasters sometimes say to expect scattered showers. Isn't that the case every day? One day there's showers in New York, another day in Boise, another day in Bora Bora...
22 Apr 2019
I was so wrong! I thought running a bakery would be a piece of cake!
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2 Jan 2018
An ancient coin-like seal found in Jerusalem may confirm some Biblical claims mirror.co.uk/news/world-news…
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11 Jun 2015
"How should clean comedians respond to hecklers?" by @thecomedybook on @LinkedIn linkedin.com/pulse/how-shoul…
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25 Dec 2014
This Christmas: Not Everything That Interrupts Us Is A Distraction philcooke.com/not-all-interr…
8 Dec 2014
Uncle Waltzy has 2 left feet-- and a right one. Can't dance, but great at 3 legged races!
30 Nov 2014
For some, bringing a pig on a plane is disgusting. For others, it's lunch.
30 Nov 2014
Passenger thrown off plane for bringing on a pig for emotional support. That mean they'll ban my emotional support cockroach?
28 Nov 2014
I realize that shopping on Black Friday eventually leads to feeling blue when I get my credit card bill.
18 Nov 2014
Prisoner Charles Manson to marry a 26 year old. Bride loves the fact that he doesn't goes out on the town.
12 Nov 2014
Some stores will start Black Friday sales on Thanksgiving Day this year. For next year some may start on Election Day.
11 Nov 2014
How come when I tried to adopt a highway, all I was offered were dead ends!